Shaggy Rogers Scooby Doo, where are you?
Played by Matthew Lillard 
Scooby-Doo (2002) · 30 quotes
Scooby-Doo (2002) · 30 quotes
Most-quoted character in Scooby-Doo (2002): in 12 of its 30 quotes
Most scenes with: Scooby (5), Fred (3), Velma (3)
Like, Scoob and me don't do castles. Because castles have paintings with eyes that watch you, Suits of Armor you think's a statue, but there's a guy inside who follows you every time you turn around. [Scooby shows Daphne what Shaggy actually means]
More lines from Shaggy Rogers
3 quotes Shaggy Rogers Shaggy Rogers Like, dude. [Scrappy: What?!] You're a bad puppy! [moves the pincer to rip the Daemon Ritus from Scrappy's chest to free the rest of the protoplasms]
Shaggy Rogers [Daphne: [now again in Fred’s body]
I’m Fred again!] [now in Daphne’s body, rubs her belly, looking like she is having a baby] Oh, Daph, what's wrong with you? Don’t you ever eat?
Scenes with Shaggy Rogers
8 scenes
Daphne? Are you okay?
I am so over this damsel in distress nonsense.
Uh, where's Shagster?
Shaggy Like, I'm right here, man.
Me, too.
Shaggy Hey, Scoob, that was fun. Let's grab another skateboard and, like, do it again, huh?
Yeah! He-he-he-he!
Some plan. That ghost pawed me for an hour and a half.
Daph, look, it's not our fault that you always get kidnapped.
I do not always get kidnapped. I can't believe you'd say that to me.
Oh, please. You come with your own ransom note. [Daphne steals her glasses] Hey, my glasses!
Who's helpless, now?
Shaggy Hey, you guys, look. I know I'm just the dude that carries the bags, but it seems to me we all play an important part in this group. [Daphne hands Velma's glasses and Velma snatches them back] I mean, we're just like a big, delicious banana split. Fred, you're the big banana. Daphne, you're the pastrami and bubble-gum-flavored ice cream, and Velma, you're the sweet-and-sour mustard sauce that goes on top.
Mmm-mmm!
Shaggy That sounds pretty good, doesn't it, Scoob?
Uh-huh.
You know what, Shaggy. You've really put it into perspective for me.
Shaggy Thanks.
I quit.
Shaggy No.
No way. You-you can't quit. I was gonna quit in, like, two seconds. And now everyone is gonna totally think I copied off the smart girl.
Now, wait a minute. wait a minute. Maybe I quit. I do. Yeah, I quit!
I'm outta here.
Good riddance.
Shaggy Don't... no! Don't go. Come on, you guys, don't do this. Please, don't go.
Do I quit?
Shaggy No, Scoob... friends don't quit. Well, it looks like it's just you and me for a while, buddy, old pal.
What now, Shaggy?
Shaggy I guess we'll all just do what we do best, Scoob.
Man
I've been sent by my employer, Mr. Emile Mondavarious, to invite you to his world-famous amusement park, Spooky Island.
Shaggy Oh, we don't go near any place with "spooky," "haunted," "forbidden," or "creepy" in the name.
Or "hydrocolonic."
Shaggy Right, or "hydrocolonic," but that's for a whole different reason, man.
Shaggy Boy, oh, boy, those sure do look like Scooby Snacks.
Mary Jane I know they're for dogs, but they're 100% vegetarian and I love them.
Shaggy Like, me too!
Mary Jane Far out. I have never met another person who loves Scooby Snacks.
Shaggy Me neither.
Mary Jane I'm Mary Jane.
Shaggy [too shocked to speak]
Like that is my favorite name.
Mary Jane Really? No way.
I'm Emile Mondavarious, the owner of the amusement park.
You seem less...
Shaggy Spooky!
Than we'd have guessed.
Shaggy [interrupting]
Please! Tell me you guys are you!
Shaggy I'm sorry, dude. Look, ah, I'd love to help you out, you look like a really nice guy. It's just we're not detectives any more.
Man
Oh, no. I've been sent by my employer, Mr. Emile Mondavarious, to invite you to his world-famous amusement park, Spooky Island.
Shaggy Oh, we don't go near any place with "spooky," "haunted," "forbidden," or "creepy" in the name.
Or "hydrocolonic."
Shaggy Right, or "hydrocolonic," but that's for a whole different reason, man. [starts to walk away]
Man
[starts after Shaggy]
Mr. Mondavarious would like you to solve a mystery. He'll pay you a fee of ten thousand American dollars.
Shaggy Yeah, it's just materialism's not really our bag, man.
Man
He'll provide you with free air fare?
Shaggy No thanks.
Man
Room and board?
Shaggy Er...no thanks.
Man
And...all you can eat. [Shaggy smiles dreamily]
Shaggy [Scooby and Shaggy sit in the dining room of the Spooky Hotel]
How groovy is this, man? Spooky Island finally came through with its all-you-can-eat deal. And there's nobody I'd rather gorge myself with than you, Scooby-Doo.
Aww. My best friend.
Shaggy You're my best friend, buddy. And you're beautiful like a beautiful piece of pizza. [Shaggy eats a piece of pizza with a hot pepper on it. He gulps it then spits it out as Scooby chuckles] Zoinks! These peppers are, like, hot!
Wimp.
Shaggy Wimp? Do you think you could handle it? Then why don't you put your mouth where your mouth is?
[Shaggy pushes a jar of hot peppers toward Scooby, who picks it up and sniffs the peppers]
OK.
Shaggy [Scooby twitches]
Scooby, are you feeling OK?
Waitress
[as Scooby grabs a jug of water from her platter]
Hey!
Shaggy [Scooby gulps the water. He grabs a plate from a waiter's tray and fans his tongue with it. People start to watch as he then repeatedly bangs his head on it, leaving each dent from his face]
Here you go, dude! [Shaggy grabs a bottle of ketchup. He pulls out Scooby's tongue from his mouth and squirts ketchup on it. As Shaggy lets his tongue go, Scooby sighs with relief] Like, how'd that taste, man?
Mmm! Delicious!
Shaggy Well, garcon, let's get two more! [Shaggy grabs two jars of hot peppers, one for him and one for Scooby. They take off the lids and clink them together] On the count of 3.
1… 2… 3!
[Just as they gulp down the peppers and scream, smoke wafts out of the eyes of the modeled tiki at the hotel entrance outside]
