Guys, come on! Remember what I told you?
Never pick your nose in public?
Scooby
Image is everything.
Yes! Image is everything. The whole city is watching, so try to keep a brave face. They're costumes.
Tied for 4th most-quoted character in Scooby-Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed (2004): in 6 of its 48 quotes
Most scenes with: Shaggy (5), Velma Dinkley (2), Daphne (2)
Scenes with Scooby
6 scenes
Scooby
[accidentally turns into the Tasmanian Devil]
I'm the Tasmanian Devil!
The only time we've done something right is when we accidentally plowed into the Snow Ghost, because we accidentally glued our feet to rocket-powered roller skates.
Scooby
Yeah! Eight stupid times!
Let's face it Scoob. We'll never anymore than our old goofy selves. [sad] I wish once, just once, I could do the right thing on purpose. You know Scoob, like be a hero, and save the day...But who are we kidding, right? [throws rock into lake which hits Captain Cutler's helmet and makes a hollow noise] Captain Cutler's ghost. CAPTAIN CUTLER'S GHOST!!!!!!!!!!!
Why are you giving this to me? [hands it back to her]
[hands it back to Shaggy]
I'll distract those skeletal screwballs, you and Scooby get this to the Monster Hive.
Us?! [looks at Scooby]
Yes, you're faster than me. Once there, just plug it into the base, [points to a button on the control panel] and push this button. I fixed it so it'll destroy all the monsters.
Scooby
You mean we all screw-ups?
I mean, we tried being heroes like you guys, but we're not, okay? We're just not!
Scooby
No way!
[surprised]
Like me? [kneels next to Shaggy] That's funny... I've always wanted to be like you guys. [Shaggy and Scooby look at each other in confusion] You guys are so free. You're never afraid to be who you really are. Whether you're fearful, or joyful, or... hungry. I think you've been heroes all along. You just haven't known it.
Male Reporter
[everyone starts cheering]
Mystery Inc., Do you know the identity of the Evil Masked Figure behind at all?
Well, if our hunch is correct, the Evil Masked Figure is... [Daphne and Velma takes off the mask]
NO! [everyone gasping]
Heather Jasper-Howe.
Scooby
Uh-huh. Huh? [Jeremiah and Patrick arrive]
Female Reporter 1
But she was at the museum when the Masked Figure was on the roof.
[to Heather]
You almost had me there, didn't you? Lucky for her, she had an assistant helping her along with her evil plans. [points at Ned] NED. [going to a flashback where Ned puts on Heather's costume] When I realized she was the Evil Masked Figure he quickly changed into her costume.
Female Reporter 2
But why did she do it?
Because, Heather-Jasper Howe is actually... [Velma peels her face off turns out it's their past foe and everyone gasps louder] ...Dr. Jonathan Jacobo. [Daphne and Shaggy gasps and shocking Jeremiah Wickles] The original Pterodactyl Ghost.
Female Reporter 3
But how do you know this?
[showing the picture]
A photo. Taken of Jacobo in front of the Coolsonian. Jacobo supposedly died a year before construction even began.
So, Jacobo survived that fall off the prison wall.
Scooby
Yeah.
He also adapted the false Heather Jasper-Howe persona to turn the press against us!
Then he framed poor hideous old man Wickles by putting that book and the Black Knight Ghost in his mansion.
Jeremiah Wickles
As if you getting the lead in My Fair Lady wasn't enough!
I was an excellent Eliza! You were to acty!
Jeremiah Wickles
AND STEALING MY TATER TOTS!!!!!
You kept saying you felt puffy!
And the real identity of Ned is... [rips his hair realizing it's himself]
Ned
OW!
NED!
Scooby
Huh?
I would've gotten away with it. If it weren't for those meddling kids and the dog, two!!!!!!!!!!!! [everyone cheers Mystery Inc.]
Ned
You were a dude this whole time?
Of course, dummkopf.
Ned
But, we cuddled.
You can't do this to me! Who do you think you are?!
Scooby
Scooby...[zoom] Dooby... [zoom]] Doo!