Kathryn Merteuil Everybody loves me, and I intend to keep it that way.
2nd most-quoted character in Cruel Intentions (1999): in 17 of its 32 quotes
Most scenes with: Sebastian Valmont (7)
Scenes with Kathryn Merteuil
17 scenes Kathryn Merteuil Kathryn Merteuil Introduce her to your world of sex, drugs and... what else do you do?
Kathryn Merteuil She's quite cute, you know. Young, supple breasts, a tight, firm ass... uncharted booty... Be her Captain Picard, Valmont. Boldly go where no man has gone before.
Kathryn Merteuil I hate it when things don't go my way. It makes me so horny.
Kathryn Merteuil Keep your friends close, and your enemies closer. When I'm through with Cecile, she'll be the premiere tramp of the New York area.
Kathryn Merteuil You're telling me you had the chance to **** her and you didn't? God, are you a chump.
Kathryn Merteuil People don't change over night, you and I are two of a kind.
Kathryn Merteuil I think it's the saddest thing I ever heard (sips champagne) tastes good.
You AMAZE me.
Kathryn Merteuil Eat me, Sebastian. It's okay for guys like you and Court to **** everyone but when I do it, I get dumped for innocent little twits like Cecile. God forbid I exude confidence and enjoy sex. Do you think I relish the fact that I have to act like Mary Sunshine 24/7 so I can be considered a lady? I'm the Marcia **** Brady of the Upper East Side, and sometimes I want to kill myself. So there's your psychoanalysis, Dr. Freud. Now tell me are you in, or are you out?
Ohh well, duty calls. Dr. Greenbalm and her daughter should make for interesting entry.
Kathryn Merteuil Ohh, your journal. Could you be more ****?
Could you be more desperate to read it?
Kathryn Merteuil Can I take my new car for a ride?
Kathryn, the only thing you'll be riding is me.
Kathryn Merteuil The parental units called while you were out.
How IS your gold-digging whore of a mother enjoying Bali?
Kathryn Merteuil She suspects your impotent, alcoholic father is diddling the maid.
Good.
Kathryn Merteuil About that little wager of yours, count me in.
What are the term...
Kathryn Merteuil (interrupting)
If I win, then that hot little car of yours, is mine.
And if I win?
Kathryn Merteuil I'll give you something you've been obsessing about ever since our parents got married.
Be, more, specific.
Kathryn Merteuil In english; I'll **** your brains out.
Kathryn Merteuil **** her yet?
Working on it.
Kathryn Merteuil Loser.
Blow me.
Kathryn Merteuil Call me later?
Kathryn Merteuil I think there's something going on between Cecile and her music teacher.
Bunny Caldwell Ronald? That's crazy!
Kathryn Merteuil I know, she's so young and he's so...
Bunny Caldwell Black!
Kathryn Merteuil My advice is to sleep with as many people as possible.
Cecile Caldwell But that would make me a slut, wouldn't it?
Kathryn Merteuil Cecile, everybody does it; it's just that nobody talks about it.
Cecile Caldwell So, it's like a secret society?
Kathryn Merteuil That's one way of looking at it. [under her breath] **** idiot...
What shall we toast to?
Kathryn Merteuil To my triumph.
It's not my choice of toast, but it's your call. To your triumph over Annette.
Kathryn Merteuil Silly rabbit. My triumph isn't over her. It's over you.
Come again?
Kathryn Merteuil You were very much in love with her. And you're still in love with her. But it amused me to make you ashamed of it. You gave up on the first person you ever loved because I threatened your reputation. Don't you get it? You're just a toy, Sebastian. A little toy I like to play with. And now you've completely blown it with her. I think it's the saddest thing I've ever heard.
Kathryn Merteuil [drinks champagne]
Tastes good. So I assume you've come here to make arrangements, but unfortunately, I don't **** losers.
