TMNT (2007) · 62 quotes
6th most-quoted character in TMNT (2007): in 6 of its 62 quotes
Most scenes with: Casey Jones (4), Raphael (3), Leonardo (3)
while April is driving
Can't this piece of junk go any faster?!
April You wanna drive?!
I would as a matter of fact!
You would think they would be more concerned about the thirteenth monster.
[Foot Ninja silently nods in agreement.]
The Ghost of the Jungle. [sometime later; to April O'Neil; pointing at a tree] There. That's where I saw him.
April O'Neil: Thank you. You'd better get home now.
Do you know the Ghost?
April He wasn't always a ghost.
April Hey, careful! Those aren't souvenirs.
Uh, sorry about that, ma'am.
April Where are you, Casey? [speed dials Casey] Come on. Come on, pick up. [annoyed] Don't do this to me again, not now.
Casey can't come to the phone right now, because...we're hardly working. [picks up phone] Uhh. This better be good.
April Casey, I'm standing on the docks with a priceless statue and no delivery truck. So my question is, Where are you?
April! Hey, babe! I'm so sorry, I set the alarm clock, but-- But-- [quickly looks around, and picks up the alarm clock and puts it on the floor and crushes it as the alarm beeps] It-it's broken, the clock. [bashes it on the coffee table, which causes the batteries to fly out, finally stopping it.]
April It's bad enough that you're out every night playing vigilante, but we've got a deadline to meet.
I'm sorry. Oh, wait, babe, real quick. You left a message saying you found Leo. I mean, is he there with you?
April No. I found him. He's not coming back.
But-- But didn't you tell him how weird things have gotten with the Turtles?
April Look, Casey, we're gonna lose the biggest client we have if you don't get down here.
All right. I'm on my way.
April Leo, you came back!
Sorry the reunion isn't under better circumstances.
Whoa-ho-ho. Nice pad, kids. [to Raph] Oh, hey, Raph.
Well, his vital signs seem to be okay. [opens Raph's eye] Pupil dilation is normal. [shocked] Whoa. [sees a stone star on Raph's shell]
Whoa.
Well, is he gonna be all right?
Well, at least his personality's still intact.
And there's an engraving on it, looks... South American. That's your department, April.
Would it help things if I told you that those statues you collected for that Winters guy were shooting these things at me and Raph?
April "The Legend... of Yaotl"? It can't be. I-I-It was just a myth. A-A scary story the locals told kids around a campfire.
Whoa, what are you talking about?
April They say... 3,000 years ago, some... great warrior actually found... a portal to another dimension. [camera fades to Yaotl] And when the portal opened, the energy from it gave the warrior eternal life. But it also turned his generals to stone. What if this warrior just kept living forever? He would spend the rest of his days in regret, spending all of his riches and all of his power, trying to find a way to revive his stone generals. Maybe, just maybe, he's built a new empire. [camera pans to Winters' face, and he opens his eyes; fade back to April's apartment] But, hey, like I said, it's just a myth.
Hmmm. If you ask me, you guys, this has Winters' name written all over it.
How do you figure that, Donnie?
Yeah.
Because this has Winters' name written all over it.
Now I know who to thank for the shot in the arm. [sits down] So where do we find this guy and his stone jokers?
We're not going anywhere until we get Splinter's blessing.
You're gonna stand here and quote a rulebook to me that you ain't been following for a year?!
Look, Raph, if you got something you want to get off your shell, now's the time. But I'm not going to stand here and debate Splinter's direct orders with you!
Hey, Raph. Don't do it, man. Sometimes just taking a breather is the best thing to do.
Whatever.
You're gonna need these if you're gonna lead us out of here.
I'm going to need you too.
April Winters?
Looks more like fall, get it?
Mikey, remember our talk.
They better hurry up with the last monster!
I'm sure my man Casey's got it all under control!
Yeah, that's what I'm afraid of.
Can't this piece of junk go any faster?
April You wanna drive?
I would, as a matter of fact.
You would think they would be more concerned about the 13th monster. [Foot Ninja silently nods in agreement.]
