Michelangelo Hey, I've been training - Since you left, my video game scores have, like, doubled.
Voiced by Mikey Kelley 
TMNT (2007) · 62 quotes
TMNT (2007) · 62 quotes
Tied for most-quoted character in TMNT (2007): in 21 of its 62 quotes
Most scenes with: Donatello (6), Leonardo (2)
'Jungle Boy' hehe, good one!
More lines from Michelangelo
12 quotes Michelangelo Michelangelo Why skate a half pipe, when you can skate a sewer pipe?!
Michelangelo [Big entrance into Lair]
HERE'S MIKEY! [Pause]...Guys? Anyone? Hello? Aw, this place used to be fun...
Michelangelo So it's like Halley's Comet only... monsters come out.
Michelangelo [While skateboarding]
Hehe, I'm smart. [Crashes] I'm Ok
Michelangelo Ok...did we win now?
Michelangelo Happy birthday from Cowabunga Carl!
Michelangelo The turtles are back dudes, I give us a ten for style, an eight for skill and- ah... a two for stealth.
Looking at a destroyed construction site that the turtles fought on
Michelangelo [fighting Bigfoot, gets backed up next to a pit full of spikes]
This is why we need jetpacks...
Michelangelo Okay... did we win now?
Michelangelo The turtles are back, dudes. I give us a 10 for style, an 8 for skill and- ah... a 2 for stealth. (Which is... a total of 20…?)[Looking at a destroyed construction site that the turtles fought on]
Michelangelo 'Jungle Boy' he-he, good one!
Scenes with Michelangelo
8 scenes Michelangelo Did anyone get the license plate of that thing that hit us last night? It looked like your mom dude!
Yeah. That would make her your mom too, doofus.
Michelangelo Leo! Is that really you? I'm dreaming, aren't I?
Michelangelo Good. I had nightmares about birthday parties.
Michelangelo I heard his [Nightwatcher's] bike, turns into a plane, or like, a jet pack. Don, you're so smart, how come we don't have jet packs?
Yeah, that's good Mikey, except I don't even trust you with a drivers license. Have you seen the way this guy is--
[Donatello is interrupted by a roar coming from a construction site.]
Alright, but remember, we're up here for training.
Michelangelo Y'know what I always say: Train by doing, dude.
Mikey, when have you ever said that?
That would be the swirling vortex to another world, I assume.
Michelangelo Cool. I want one.
[The stone Generals have just thrown Winters across the lobby of the Winterscorp building.]
Winters.
Michelangelo Looks more like fall, get it?
Mikey, remember our talk.
Michelangelo [Winters has just vaporised, due to the curse being broken. Golden particles fall to the floor.]
Okay, just a little creepy. AACHOO! Oh, gross! I think he's in my no- my no-CHOO! Aw, gross. Somebody give me a hankie! [Michelangelo makes gagging noises.] Now he's in my mouth. [More gagging noises.] Tastes awful!
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Man
Ooh, now, I can't say for sure, but he was definitely an alien.
Woman
[angrily; in bitter disgust]
I think it's a disgrace, taking the law into your own hands like that. Leave it to the police!
Michelangelo [about the police; remembering the old days]
I remember how that used to feel, busting up crime syndicates. Sure, they had a bunch of guns, but they weren't like these guns. [flexes his muscles]
[sighs; unamused]
Why do you do this to yourself, Mikey? Those glory days are over. Forget about them. Get on with your life. Concentrate on your work.
[also sarcastically]
Well, look who woke up. [seriously; sick and tired of Raph's laziness] I suppose you think the Nightwatcher's some kind of hero.
Raph
[jumps down]
Beats sitting around doing nothing while dirtbags run free. [crushes a soda can with his bare fist]
I would love to know what it is that you do that's so great. At least we're contributing around here, all you do is sleep all day.
Raph
[disrespectfully]
Yeah. I do nothing. You're right. [points an accusing finger at Donnie] You got me all figured out.
[losing his patience]
Well, I know that your rogue attitude has always been a source of contention to this team. You think fear is the best way to accomplish things, [raising his voice] but you're wrong.
Raph
First of all, this "team" you speak of doesn't exist anymore. And second of all... [almost punches Donnie, who flinches]
Raph
[smugly]
Heh, I think I made my point.
[defensively]
That doesn't prove anything. [Raph leaves the room; to Splinter; under his breath, bitterly] Why couldn't you send him away for training?
Donatello, this home has become like an empty shell. Each of your brothers has strengths and weaknesses. You must learn to be strong when they are weak. If you don't learn to recognize this, then all hope is lost for our family.
