Announcer on PA
Ladies and gentlemen, the party is over. Have a nice apocalypse.
Krysta Now
Sarah Michelle Gellar · 11 quotes
Boxer Santaros
Dwayne Johnson · 9 quotes
Cyndi Pinziki
Nora Dunn · 6 quotes
Pilot Abilene
Justin Timberlake · 5 quotes
Roland Taverner
Seann William Scott · 4 quotes
Baron Von Westphalen
Wallace Shawn · 3 quotes
Zora Carmichaels
3 quotes
Most scenes together: Boxer Santaros & Krysta Now (2), Krysta Now & Cyndi Pinziki (2)
Southland Tales quotes
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Dr. Inga Von Westphalen
Here we go round the prickly pear, prickly pear, prickly pear.
Fortunio Balducci Anyone who knows anything of history knows that great social changes are impossible without feminine upheaval.
Sounds neat... How does he stop the global deceleration?
We're taking the ATM machine with us to Mexico.
Senator Bobby Frost "Teen horniness is not a crime"? I never said it was...
Senator Bobby Frost Did I just see two cars porking each other?
Serpentine Don't look so scared, Mr. Santaros. The future is just like you imagined.
Starla Von Luft
[to Boxer]
If you don't let me suck your dick I'll shoot myself in the head!
Starla Von Luft
[to Boxer]
The information that I have uncovered could get me killed. But it was a risk I was willing to take. The fate of the earth depends on you, Jericho.
Veronica Mung Just 'cause it's loud doesn't mean it's funny!
Let's dry our tears and face our fears.
You know... there would be a lot less violence in the world if everyone just got a little more cardio.
[after Serpentine cuts off Takehashi's hand]
Clearly your attorneys didn't read the whole contract. It stipulates a six-inch margin of error in the cutting radius!
Hideo Takehashi Contract said finger only!
Our mission is to destroy Capitalism, dethrone God.
Officer Roland Taverner. That's who you want.