Do you ever feel like there's a thousand people locked inside of you?
Sometimes.
But it's your memory that keeps them glued together. Keeps all these people from fighting one another. Maybe in the end, that's all we have. The Memory Gospel.
Krysta Now
Sarah Michelle Gellar · 11 quotes
Boxer Santaros
Dwayne Johnson · 9 quotes
Cyndi Pinziki
Nora Dunn · 6 quotes
Pilot Abilene
Justin Timberlake · 5 quotes
Roland Taverner
Seann William Scott · 4 quotes
Baron Von Westphalen
Wallace Shawn · 3 quotes
Zora Carmichaels
3 quotes
Most scenes together: Boxer Santaros & Krysta Now (2), Krysta Now & Cyndi Pinziki (2)
Southland Tales quotes
Page 2 of 4There is no stopping what can't be stopped. Only God can stop it.
But The New York Times said: "God is dead."
Dr. Linda Lao
Have you built the world's first perpetual motion machine?
The ocean is a perpetual motion machine. Fluid Karma is a simulation of the principles you see working right here. As long as the waves continue to crash, Fluid Karma will exist.
Dr. Katarina Kuntzler Quantum teleportation.
Dr. Linda Lao
Explain the transport mechanism, that's all I'm asking.
Dr. Soberin Exx Uh, Fluid Karma works via the principle of quantum entanglement. Particles thus entangled will behave identically.
Dr. Linda Lao
Perpetual motion machines are machines that are supposed to disobey one of the laws of thermodynamics.
Assistant
You're just reading a bunch of stuff you read off the Internet.
Can you keep a secret?
Yes.
I'm **** a very large and important man.
It had to be this way.
I know.
Well, in my first six movies I was just Krysta, you know, but then in order to differentiate myself from the 76 other Krystas in the business I added the Now.
Wow.
Well, it's all about now, 2008, not next week, not tomorrow. If you wanna **** me, you can **** me now.
Madeline Frost Santaros
How does it end?
A handshake.
Look, green you dream. Blue, in an hour you feel new. And you can forget all about mellow yellow and ancient orange, cause hey, I'm giving you blood red. Do you bleed? I said, do you bleed?
Martin Kefauver Yeah, dawg.
Well, then you take the Blood train. You talk to God without seeing Him. You hear His voice and you see His disciples. They appear like... like angels under a sea of black umbrellas. Angels who can see through time.
Martin Kefauver [injects himself with Fluid Karma and gasps; hands hypodermic injector to Martin Kefauver]
Thanks, dawg.
Reporter#1
Thousands gathered to witness the maiden voyage of the Baron's technological marvel, Southland's newest wonder, the Treer MegaZeppelin.
Reporter#2
...at the hills above Los Angeles today, while on the ground, authorities are bracing the first riots since 1992.
Reporter#3
You can see right there a car bomb went off just moments ago.
So, why do you wanna kill yourself?
Martin Kefauver I got drafted, dawg. Gotta go to Iraq, maybe Syria. Can't take that shit.
Shoshana Cox
I have a question for the Supreme Court. What happens when a woman has sex on a flight from London to Los Angeles... then takes the morning-after pill while flying across the time zone?
I don't know.
Shoshana Cox
Then it becomes the morning-before pill.
Deena Storm
You are a genius!
Shoshana Cox
Hello! Can't answer to that!
Holy shit! That is brilliant!
Vaughn Smallhouse Are you Deep Throat 2?
Oh, I'm not in that movie.
Vaughn Smallhouse You ever lost someone close to you, a loved one in a terrorist attack? 'Cause I have.
This may come as a shock to you, Mr Smallhouse, but I have lost two people in Abilene. Two of my four ex-husbands on a fishing trip, which they took every year to bitch about me.
Walter Mung [selling weapons]
What the **** is this?
What, you won't take a personal check?
Walter Mung No, I won't take a **** personal check. Get the **** out of my ice cream truck, you Cro-Magnon bitch!