Have you built the world's first perpetual motion machine?

The ocean is a perpetual motion machine. Fluid Karma is a simulation of the principles you see working right here. As long as the waves continue to crash, Fluid Karma will exist.

Quantum teleportation.

Explain the transport mechanism, that's all I'm asking.

Uh, Fluid Karma works via the principle of quantum entanglement. Particles thus entangled will behave identically.