Justin Timberlake movie quotes

View Quote You're mad at him but you guys do the exact same thing to me. You all still treat me like the baby of the family. But guess what?! I stopped being a baby the day you guys walked out on me because I had to. Then Grandma got eaten and there was no one else to take care of me. This time I'm walkin’ out on you!

View Quote Oh, I love how you say HVAC.

View Quote But no one's ever hit the "perfect family harmony" before. Is it true it can shatter diamonds?

View Quote [after he spills coffee on his pants, Dylan is asking another employee for a replacement pair] I'm your boss! Give me your pants!

View Quote I'm emotionally unavailable.

View Quote Jamie: Why don't they ever a make a movie about what happens after they kiss?
Dylan: They do, it's called porn.

View Quote You wanna be a good queen? Good queens actually listen. You know what I heard back there? Differences do matter.

View Quote Yeah, it is sad. But... life is sad sometimes, so... I kinda like it.

View Quote This is a terrible idea that will most likely blow up in your face.

View Quote Jesus. First you give me mouth, now you're giving me **** tears. Do me a favor, Susan: have a period or something.

View Quote [After breaking Jake's window with a rock] 97 miles an hour mutha****er!

View Quote Frankie Ballenbacher: Where is that mother****er?
Johnny Truelove: Who the **** knows? I don't know! He's probably laying low waiting to shoot me in the **** head! I mean, think about it, that's what I'd be doing.
Frankie Ballenbacher: Stop already, alright? You know how I get with this anxiety shit!

View Quote I don't have time. I don't have time to worry about how it happened. It is what it is. We're genetically engineered to stop aging at 25. The trouble is, we live only one more year, unless we can get more time. Time is now the currency. We earn it and spend it. The rich can live forever. And the rest of us? I just want to wake up with more time on my hand than hours in the day.

View Quote Sylvia Weis: What have we got?
Will Salas: A day. You can do a lot in a day.

View Quote Sylvia Weis: Will, if you get a lot of time, are you really gonna give it away?
Will Salas: I've only ever had a day. How much do you need? How can you live with yourself watching people die right next to you?
Sylvia Weis: You don't watch. You close your eyes. I can help you get all the time you want.

View Quote Artie: (To Shrek) Please don't eat me
Students and Teacher:(chanting) Eat him eat him...
Shrek: I'm not here to eat him!
Students and Teacher: Aww...
Shrek: It's time for toothbrush and jammies. You're the new king of far far away.
Artie: What?

View Quote Artie: This is lame.
Merlin: [whacks him] You're lame.

View Quote [The ship cuts through the open sea. Artie smiles as he watches Worcestershire shrinking away on the horizon.]
Artie: I can't believe it. Me, a king? I… I mean I knew I came from royalty and all, but I just figured everyone forgot about me.
Shrek: Oh, no, in fact, the King asked for you personally.
Artie: Really? Wow. Look, I know it's not all gonna be fun and games.
Shrek: It really is all fun and games, actually. Sure, you have to knight a few heroes, launch a ship or two. By the way, make sure you hit the boat just right with the bottle.
Artie: Boat with the bottle? Any idiot can hit a boat with a bottle.
Shrek: [chuckles sheepishly] Well, I've heard it's harder than it looks.
Artie: Whoa. This is gonna be huge. Parties, princesses, castles… princesses.
Donkey: It's gonna be great, Artie. You'll be living in the lap of luxury. They've got the finest chefs around waiting for you to place your order.
Puss: [jumps up onto the railing next to Artie] And fortunately you’ll have the royal food tasters.
Artie: [intrigued] Oh, yeah? What do they do?
Puss: They taste the food before the King eats, to make sure it's not poisoned.
Artie: Poisoned?
Shrek: [senses trouble and immediately steps in] Or too salty. [tries to shut Puss and Donkey up]
Donkey: [to Artie] Don't worry about it. You'll be safe and sound with the help of your bodyguards.
Artie: Bodyguards?
Puss: All of them, willing at a moment's notice to lay down their own lives out of devotion to you.
Artie: Really?
Puss: Si, and the whole kingdom will look to you for wisdom and guidance.
[Behind Artie, Shrek mouths "Shut up!" to Puss and Donkey.]
Donkey: Just make sure they don't die of famine.
Puss: Or plague.
Donkey: Oh, plague is bad.
Puss: The coughing, the groaning, the festering sores.
Shrek: [interrupts with a mock laugh] Oh. Festering sores. [sternly to Puss] Hey, you are one funny kitty cat.
Puss: What did I say?
Shrek: We don't want Artie here getting the wrong idea. [motions to Artie, but he is gone. They all look around.] Uh, Artie?
[The boat suddenly pitches to the left. Shrek braces himself. Puss and Donkey tumble away. Artie swings the wheel around, sending the boat back in the direction of his school. Shrek works his way into the cabin and gains control of the wheel. The drunken captain slides by.]
Captain: Oh, there goes my hip.
Shrek: Artie! What are you doing? [turns the wheel the other way]
[The boat veers again, heading back toward Far Far Away. Artie falls to the ground and slides to the back of the boat. A shuffleboard stick slides next to Artie. He grabs it angrily.]
Artie: What does it look like?!
[He jams it in the boat’s wheel. The boat lurches again. Artie swings the boat back in the other direction. Shrek rises and grabs the wheel and turns it.]
Shrek: This really isn't up to you.
Artie: [falls underneath the wheel and stands up shoving the wheel back the other way] But I don't know anything about being king!
Shrek: You'll learn on the job!
[Donkey and Puss roll across the deck. Shrek and Artie continue fighting over the wheel.]
Artie: Sorry to disappoint you, but I'm going back.
Shrek: Back to what? Being a loser?! [As soon as the word leaves his lips, Shrek knows he's gone too far. Stung, Artie lets go of the wheel, leaving Shrek to yank hard on it. He pulls the steering column from the decking.] Now look what you did!
Artie: Look what I did? Who's holding the wheel, chief?
Donkey: [climbs up onto the railing and is seasick and about to puke when he sees jagged rocks ahead] SHREK!!
[Shrek desperately sets the wheel back down and tries to steer the ship clear of the rocks. But it was too late. The ship crashes into the rocks, sending everyone and everything off.]
Captain: LAND HO!

View Quote A million dollars isn't cool. You know what's cool? A billion dollars.

View Quote Parker: You know this is where they filmed Towering Inferno.
Zuckerberg: That's comforting.

View Quote Sean Parker: You think you know me, don't you?
Eduardo Saverin: I've read enough.
Sean Parker: You know how much I've read about you? [whispers] Nothing.

View Quote This is the way the World ends. This is the way the World ends. This is the way the World ends. Not with a whimper, but with a bang.

View Quote Revelation 21: And God wiped away the tears from his eyes, so the new Messiah could see out to the new Jerusalem. His name was Officer Roland Taverner, of Hermosa Beach, California. My best friend. He is a pimp. And pimps don't commit suicide.

View Quote Proposition 69. To Krysta that number had one meaning, and one meaning only. To everyone else it was a proposition on the ballot to restrict the powers of the oppressive institution known as USIDent.

View Quote Prince Gristle Jr.: My goodness, excuse me. Have you not been getting our cards back?
Branch: Uh, yeah. I especially liked the "Wednesday" one. You know, it really made me appreciate the middle of the week.

View Quote Branch: [singing] ♪ You're the best friend that I ever had ♪♪ I've been with you such a long time–♪
Poppy: Branch, stop! I keep telling you to stop and you just keep on singing! It's like you're not even listening to… Oh, my holy realization. That was what I just did to Bridget, wasn't it?
Branch: Whew! There it is. I was running out of songs.

View Quote Bridget: I guess what I'm saying is... hmm. Maybe it's best if you, um, go and stand somewhere, like, where we're not.
Poppy: Oh. Uh, you mean, like, back here?
Bridget: Uh... hmm...
Poppy: [steps back] How about here?
Bridget: Mmm-mmm.
Poppy: [steps back] You mean, like, over here?
Bridget: Maybe farther?
Poppy: Wait, are you... mad at me?
Bridget: No, I'm not mad. I'm just feeling a feeling that's the opposite of happy.
Guy Diamond: [whispering] What is happening?
Branch: I don't know. It's like, the nicest fight ever.

View Quote [after he and Yogi hear Ranger Smith coming] It's Mr. Ranger!

View Quote [As Yogi and Boo-Boo fall from the sky in their plane]
Yogi Bear: Hang on, Boo Boo!
Boo-Boo Bear: What do we do now?
Yogi: Did you check the safety manual!
Boo-Boo: It's just a picture of us screaming!
Yogi: Then hit the eject, Boo-Boo!
Boo-Boo: Don't you mean "eject"?

View Quote Boo-Boo: Yogi, your cape!
Yogi: I know, it is magnificent.
Boo-Boo: And on fire!