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View Quote Angela Holden: [Sitting bored in bed] You wanna ****?
Johnny Truelove: All right.
[They strip down and begin making out]
Angela Holden: [pauses] Is something wrong?
Johnny Truelove: No.
Angela Holden: No? Your dick's not even hard!
Johnny Truelove: It's getting there.
Angela Holden: Getting there? It's like a piece of bubble gum!
Johnny Truelove: Then do something about it, bitch!
[She slaps his chest aggressively then disappears beneath the covers, Johnny is extremely distracted, she reappears soon]
Johnny Truelove: Sorry.
Angela Holden: Sorry? Yeah, you're a sorry little bitch who can't even ****!
Johnny Truelove: Hey! Excuse me for being a little distracted, alright? Give me a break, I've got a lot on my mind right now!
Angela Holden: [derisively] Well, what do you wanna ****ing do? You wanna play cards? You wanna cuddle?
Johnny Truelove: Can't we just...?
Angela Holden: NO! **** that shit, I wanna ****!
Johnny Truelove: Suck my dick, all right?
Angela Holden: I tried that already; it didn't work, did it? [She smirks]
View Quote Angela Holden: So you're like... ransom.
Julie Beckley: That's hot.
Zack Mazursky: It's okay. Its like another story to tell my grandchildren
Julie Beckley: Stolen boy.
View Quote Frankie Ballenbacher: I got it under control. Say it, "You, Frankie, have got it under control." Say it!
Susan Hartunian: You, Frankie, have it under control.
Frankie Ballenbacher: Right now, say "I, Susan, am a whiny ****ing bitch and you, Frankie, have it under control!"
Susan Hartunian: I, Susan, am a whiny ****ing bitch and you Frankie, have it under control!
Frankie Ballenbacher: Worst comes to worst I tell everybody to go **** themselves, put 50 bucks in the kid's pocket, and stick him on a bus!
View Quote Frankie Ballenbacher: Where is that mother****er?
Johnny Truelove: Who the **** knows? I don't know! He's probably laying low waiting to shoot me in the ****ing head! I mean, think about it, that's what I'd be doing.
Frankie Ballenbacher: Stop already, alright? You know how I get with this anxiety shit!
View Quote Frankie Ballenbacher: You want a cigarette?
Zack Mazursky: No, I don't smoke.
Frankie Ballenbacher: **** that. It's good for you.
View Quote Susan Hartunian: This kid has been kidnapped!
Sabrina Pope: Dude, that's so ****ing cool.
Susan Hartunian: Dude, this shirt is ****ing cool, Bob Marley is cool, you guys think that kidnapping is cool?
Sabrina Pope: Yeah, Susan, it's ****ing exciting. I think its romantic he's doing it for his brother.
View Quote Zack Mazursky: Frankie, what's going on? Frank? Frankie? Dude. [pause] Oh, man!
Elvis Schmidt: [Grabs Zack] All right, you ready? Let's do this!
Zack Mazursky: OH MAN, PLEASE! I didn't do anything! [He starts crying]
Elvis Schmidt: Move it! SHUT THE **** UP!
Zack Mazursky: I SWEAR TO GOD, PLEASE!
Frankie Ballenbacher: Relax!
Zack Mazursky: FRANKIE, PLEASE!
Frankie Ballenbacher: Relax, buddy! Relax, okay? It's not what you think, okay?
Zack Mazursky: YEAH IT IS, FRANKIE! Frankie, I thought we were boys!
Frankie Ballenbacher: [Frankie starts crying] We ARE boys!
Zack Mazursky: Frankie, there's nobody up there! Nobody is picking me up!
Frankie Ballenbacher: Yes, there is, okay? Just stop freaking out!
Zack Mazursky: Frankie, you promise?
Frankie Ballenbacher: I promise, all right?
Zack Mazursky: You swear?
Frankie Ballenbacher: [Frankie continues to break down crying] Zack, everything's cool, on my life, okay, l swear to God! Come on. Okay, I swear to God, alright?
[Frankie takes Zack's arm and leads him up the hill]
Frankie Ballenbacher: Let's just walk!
Zack Mazursky: All right...
Frankie Ballenbacher: We're just going to take a walk. Come on, man...
View Quote Zack Mazursky: I would NEVER rat you guys out.
Frankie Ballenbacher: Hey, we know that, man.
View Quote [Final lines of the film]
Cosmo Gadabeeti: I'm telling you, he's lost.
Sonny Truelove: I think he's right. I mean, I ain't seen him. He ain't here. He must be lost. Now get the **** out of my house.
View Quote [After breaking Jake's window with a rock] 97 miles an hour mutha****er!
View Quote [First lines of film] You wanna know what this is all about? You can say its about drugs or guns or disaffected youth, or whatever you like. But this whole thing is about parenting. It's about taking care of your children. You take care of yours, I take care of mine.
View Quote A drug dealer? No. Did he sell a little weed? Yeah.
View Quote Am I the only ****ing person who thinks this is ****ing wrong?
View Quote Don't you talk to me like that you midget. I'm not one of your ****get friends
View Quote Jesus. First you give me mouth, now you're giving me ****ing tears. Do me a favor, Susan: have a period or something.