Sean Parker
A Stanford MBA named Roy Raymond wants to buy his wife some lingerie, but he's too embarrassed to shop for it at a department store. He comes up with an idea for a high end place that doesn't make you feel like a pervert. He gets a $40,000 bank loan, borrows another $40,000 from his in-laws, opens a store, and calls it Victoria's Secret. Makes a half million dollars his first year. He starts a catalog, opens three more stores, and after five years, he sells the company to Leslie Wexner and the Limited for four million dollars. Happy ending, right? Except two years later, the company's worth 500 million dollars, and Roy Raymond jumps off the Golden Gate Bridge. Poor guy just wanted to buy his wife a pair of thigh highs.
AA Amy (Amelia Ritter)
What do you do?
Sean Parker
I'm an entrepreneur.
Sean Parker
I wouldn't say that.
A Amy
What would you say?
Sean Parker
That I'm an entrepreneur.
A Amy
Well what was your latest "preneur"?
Sean Parker
Well, I founded an Internet company that let folks download and share music for free.
A Amy
Kind of like Napster?
Sean Parker
Exactly like Napster.
Sean Parker
I founded Napster.
A Amy
Sean Parker founded Napster.
Sean Parker
Nice to meet you.
A Amy
[stunned]
You're Sean Parker?
Sean Parker
Aha! You see, the shoe is on the other...
Sean Parker
Table. Which has turned.
A Amy
I just slept with Sean Parker?
Sean Parker
You just slept on Sean Parker.
Eduardo Saverin
Mark. Mark!
Sean Parker
He's wired in.
Eduardo Saverin
I'm sorry?
Sean Parker
He's wired in.
Eduardo Saverin
Is he?
Sean Parker
Yes.
Eduardo Saverin
[Eduardo picks up Mark's computer and angrily smashes it]
How 'bout now? Still "wired in"?!
Sean Parker
Call security.
Eduardo Saverin
You issued 24 million new shares of stock?!
Mark Zuckerberg
You-- You were told that if new investors came along--
Eduardo Saverin
How much were your shares diluted? [Points to Sean] How much were his?
Gretchen
[In the hearing:]
What was Mr. Zuckerberg's ownership share diluted down to?
Eduardo Saverin
It wasn't.
Gretchen
What was Mr. Moskovitz's ownership share diluted down to?
Eduardo Saverin
It wasn't.
Gretchen
What was Sean Parker's ownership share diluted down to?
Eduardo Saverin
It wasn't.
Gretchen
What was Peter Thiel's ownership share diluted down to?
Eduardo Saverin
It wasn't.
Gretchen
And what was your ownership share diluted down to?
Eduardo Saverin
.03 percent.
Mark Zuckerberg
[In the past, the office:]
You signed the papers.
Eduardo Saverin
[on the verge of tears]
You set me up.
Mark Zuckerberg
You're gonna blame me because you were the business head of the company and you made a bad business deal with your own company?
Eduardo Saverin
This is gonna be like I'm not a part of Facebook!
Sean Parker
It won't be "like" you're not a part of Facebook. You're not a part of Facebook.
Eduardo Saverin
My name's on the masthead.
Sean Parker
You might wanna check again.
Eduardo Saverin
This because I froze the account?!
Sean Parker
Did you think we were going to let you parade around in your ridiculous suits pretending you were running this company?
Eduardo Saverin
[snaps, turns to Sean]
I'M SORRY! MY PRADA'S AT THE CLEANERS, [turns back to Mark], along with my hoodie and my "**** you" flip-flops! You pretentious douchebag!
Sean Parker
Security's here, you'll be leaving now.
Eduardo Saverin
I'm not signing those papers.
Sean Parker
We will get the signature.
Eduardo Saverin
Tell me this isn't about me getting into the Phoenix!
Eduardo Saverin
[Mark scoffs]
You...! You did it, I knew you did it! You planted the story about the chicken!
Mark Zuckerberg
I didn't plant the story about the chicken.
Sean Parker
What's he talking about?
Eduardo Saverin
You had me accused of animal cruelty!
Sean Parker
Seriously, what the hell's the chicken?
Eduardo Saverin
And I'll bet what you hated the most was that they identified me as a co-founder of Facebook, which I am. You better lawyer up, asshole! Because I'm not just coming back for 30%, I'm coming back for everything.
Sean Parker
Get him out of here.
Eduardo Saverin
It's okay, I'm going.
Sean Parker
[Eduardo turns around to leave with Security, but Sean stops him]
Hang on! [Pulls out a check] Almost forgot. Here's your $19,000. I wouldn't cash it, though. I drew it on the account you froze.
Eduardo Saverin
[Eduardo prepares to punch Sean, but stops himself as Sean flinches] [smirking]
I like standing next to you, Sean. It makes me look so tough.
