Captain Hook Avast, ye cookie. Start talking.
Tied for 7th most-quoted character in Shrek the Third (2007): in 5 of its 55 quotes
Most scenes with: Prince Charming (2)
Scenes with Captain Hook
5 scenes Captain Hook Captain Hook (looming over a young boy threateningly with his hook)
Well, well, well. If it isn't Peter Pan!
Boy's Mother
His name's not Peter!
Captain Hook Shut it, Wendy.
[At the Poison Apple Pub...]
What does a Prince have to do to get a drink around here? [Mabel turns around in front of him] Ah, Mabel, why they call you an ugly stepsister, I'll never know. Where's Doris? Taking the night off?
Mabel
She's not welcome here, and neither are you. [spits into the mug] What do you want, Charming? [wipes the mug with a cloth]
Oh, not much, just a chance at redemption... [laughs] and a Fuzzy Navel. [stands up and turns to the villains] And Fuzzy Navels for all my friends!
Captain Hook [The repsonse wasn't taken well for the bar patrons; Captain Hook angrily rips across the piano keys with his hook, the Singing witch bares her teeth, sneering, the Evil Queen angrily breaks her pool cue stick, and Stromboli angrily smashes his beer mug]
We're not your friends. [Mabel grabs Prince Charming by his shoulders and pins him on top of the bar; he then places his hook against his neck] And you don't belong here.
You are right, oh, I mean, you are absolutely right, but I mean, do any of us?
Cyclops
Do a number on his face!
No, no, wait, wait, wait, wait! We are more alike than you think. [to the Evil Queen] Wicked Witch! The Seven Dwarfs saved Snow White, and then what happened?
Evil Queen
Oh, what's it to you?
They left you the unfairest of them all. And now here you are, hustling pool to get your next meal. How does that feel?
Evil Queen
[remorsefully]
Pretty unfair.
[to Stromboli]
And you! Your star puppet abandons the show to go and find his father.
Stromboli
I hate that little wooden puppet.
[turns to Hook]
And Hook...need I say more? [Hook backs off, feeling insecure about his appendage] And you! Frumpy-pigskin.
Rumpelstiltskin
Rumpelstiltskin.
Where's that first-born you were promised? [Rumpelstiltskin caresses a pacifier tattoo on his forearm; to Mabel] Mabel, remember how you couldn't get your little fat foot into that tiny glass slipper? [Mabel sighs remorsefully] Cinderella is in Far Far Away right now, eating bonbons, cavorting with every little last fairy-tale creature that has EVER done you wrong! [turns his attention to all the villains] Once upon a time, someone decided that we were the losers. But there are two sides to every story. And our side has not been told. So who will join me? Who wants to come out on top for once? Who wants their Happily Ever After!?
[The villains cheer rowdily, but then start to have a big brawl in the pub. Charming looks and drinks his Fuzzy Navel]
[Prince Charming becomes frustrated; he turns Pinocchio's head towards him]
You! You can't lie. So, tell me, puppet... where is Shrek?
[still a little nervous]
It wouldn't be inaccurate to assume that I couldn't exactly not say that is or isn't almost partially incorrect.
So you do know where he is.
On the contrary, I'm possibly more or less not definitely rejecting the idea that in no way. With any amount of uncertainty that I undeniably.
I do not know where he shouldn't be. [Captain Hook scratches his head; even the Three Little Pigs are frustrated] If that indeed wasn't where he isn't. Even if he wasn't not where I knew he was, it could mean that I wouldn't completely not know where he wasn't.
Heimlich
ENOUGH! Shrek went off to bring back the next heir! [gasps in horror for Shrek's reveal and Pinocchio chuckles nervously]
He's bringing back the next heir?
No! [Pinocchio's nose gets longer]
Hook! Get rid of this new king.
Captain Hook Right!
But bring Shrek to me. I have something special in mind for him.
He'll never fall for your tricks! [Pinocchio's nose gets longer again]
Big Bad Wolf
Oh, boy.
Captain Hook [After Shrek saves Donkey, Puss and Artie from the cannon, which it destroys Captain Hook's piano and Charming's henchmen starts running away.]
YA COWARDS!
Captain Hook She's gonna get what's coming to her. [raises his hook, but gets caught on an Evil Tree's branch and is dragged away] And there ain't nothing you can do to stop him!
Other characters in Shrek the Third
Shrek
Mike Myers
Donkey
Eddie Murphy
Puss in Boots
Antonio Banderas
Prince Charming
Rupert Everett
Fiona
Cameron Diaz
Artie
Justin Timberlake
Pinocchio
Cody Cameron
Cinderella
Amy Sedaris
Rapunzel
Maya Rudolph
Snow White
Doris
Larry King
Gingy
King Harold and Queen Lillian and others
Sleeping Beauty
Cheri Oteri
Arthur
