Demi Moore movie quotes

View Quote [Rehearsing her request to represent the Marines] I'd like to request that it be I am who assigned . . . that it be I who am assigned? That's great. That's confidence-inspiring. Good grammar there.

View Quote In short, Captain, I'd like to suggest that I be the one who that... that it be me who is assigned to represent them... myself.

View Quote One thing, though. When you ask the judge for new counsel, Danny... be sure and ask nicely.

View Quote Suck my dick!

View Quote How am I supposed to fit in with these guys when you've got me setup as an outsider? You've given me a different set of rules. The answer is, I can't. I mean really, why didn't you just issue me a pink petticoat to wear around the base?

View Quote Urgayle: Pain is your friend, your ally, it will tell you when you are seriously injured, it will keep you awake and angry, and remind you to finish the job and get the hell home. But you know the best thing about pain?
Jordan: Don't know!
Urgayle: It lets you know you're not dead yet!

View Quote [watching Sue dismiss her career on a TV interview] Jurassic Fitness? I'll **** show you. You wanna see some Jurassic Fitness? You want it? Come on, come get your **** Jurassic Fitness!

View Quote [to lifeless Sue] You're the only part of me I don't hate.

View Quote There's been a slight misuse of the Substance.

View Quote Oh, you son-of-a-bitch ... you get back in here and finish what you started. Do you hear me? Do you hear me? You get back in here and finish what you started or you're ****in' dead. You hear me? You're ****IN' DEAD!

View Quote [Meridith passionately kisses Tom] There... Now that wasn't so bad, wasn't it?

View Quote Now you got the power. You got something I want.

View Quote Bullshit. You don't know what love is. You've gotten everything you have always wanted and now you're feeling sorry for yourself because there's something you want and you can't have it. But you had it! I gave you love. But you asked me to leave and I left.

View Quote This is Joan, my roommate. She specializes in unsolicited attacks.

View Quote Joan: [about a workshop on relationships] Men and women - sharing, working out their hate.
Debbie: I'm sick of hating. I mean, God, Joan. I don't think I have any hate left.
Joan: Yes you do - you just don't know it.

View Quote Madison: Why be an angel when I can play God?

View Quote Madison: Enjoy heaven
Natalie: Go to hell.

View Quote Madison: I was never good. I was GREAT.

View Quote [Erin Grant and her ex-husband Darrell are having a heated discussion about their daughter Angela]
Erin: Why do you keep moving from place to place? How is she gonna make any friends?!
Darrell Grant: Well, aren't we the child psychologist?
Erin: It has nothing to do with child psychology, you moron!! Where is she gonna go to school this year?! Opa-locka, Deerfield Beach? Have you ever thought about it?!
Darrell: Yeah, I thought about it plenty. [Erin feels very disgusted about this and goes off to have fun with Angela] Hey, you only got two hours! That's what the judge ruled right there from that bench! I'll be right behind ya, just in case you're thinking about snatching her!!
Angela Grant: Mommy, does snatch mean kidnap?
Erin: [feeling very happy and excited] Hey, how'd you get so smart?

View Quote Judge Fingerhut: Always considering the best interests and the welfare and well being of the child. Therefore, you may make visitations to your daughter every other week, and on Christmas Eve, and, of course, on Easter Sunday when you're wearing your pretty little Easter outfits.
Erin Grant: Your Honor, my ex-husband is addicted to pills, and he's a thief! Because of his arrest record, I just lost my job as secretary for the FBI!
Fingerhut: He was the finest high school tailback I ever saw. Of course, he's had his run-ins with the law, but he's made his accommodations with the authorities.
Erin: Your Honor, being an informant for the Dade County Vice Squad hardly qualifies him to raise a seven-year-old child!
Fingerhut: Neither does being a mother without a job!
Erin: But I lost it because of him!
Fingerhut: Little lady, my decision is final.

View Quote Moldowsky: Good evening.
Erin: Good evening.
Moldowsky: You don't know me, Miss Grant; I'm Malcolm Moldowsky, Congressman Dilbeck's right hand.
Erin: You must be a very busy man.
Moldowsky: Touché. I wish to give you a word of advice about your adorable little daughter, Angela.
Erin: What about her?
Moldowsky: Well, we're aware that your custody of her is totally illegal.
Erin: That's just temporary until the appeal gets heard, my–
Moldowsky: Please, please, Miss Grant. Really, it's of no concern to us… as long as you refuse to cooperate with certain individuals who seek to harm and slur Congressman Dilbeck… for their own selfish political gain.
Erin: I don't know what you're talking about. Excuse me.
Moldowsky: Perhaps you don't. But what a pity if Angela were to be placed in a state home. Pretty grim, most of them. A lot of, uh… strange people working there. No, I recommend that you cooperate with us, Miss Grant… for the child's sake. Which means you talk to no one about tonight… or any night. Understood?
Erin: Of course.
Moldowsky: Good. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'd better toss the Congressman into a cold shower. By the way, I can see why he's so taken by your charms. Good night. Watch your step on the gangplank. [to himself] She ain't dumb enough.

View Quote (to Phoebus) The Catacombs. He could be using the Catacombs.

View Quote Hurry, Dajli, take us to him!

View Quote Someday you'll be ready. And when you are, you'll find her.

View Quote [to her ex-husband] Jesse, you know what would make me feel really safe right now? If you got hit by a truck and died!

View Quote [Atwood's phone rings]
Tracy Atwood: Atwood.
Earl Brooks: Why are you a cop?
Tracy Atwood: Who is this?
Earl Brooks: You're rich, you have a good education. You could have gone into your father's business. Instead, you became successful on your own. Why?
Tracy Atwood: If you don't tell me who you are, I'm going to hang up.
Earl Brooks: You didn't really think your husband's killing was random, did you? And I certainly didn't have to give you Meeks.
Tracy Atwood: Mr. Baffert? You don't sound like you.
Earl Brooks: Well, I have a little cold.
Tracy Atwood: Where are you?
Earl Brooks: I'll tell you if you give me an answer to my question.
[Atwood pauses for a moment and exchanges a glance with her partner]
Tracy Atwood: My father was very disappointed that I was born a girl... and he let me know it. I've spent my whole life trying to prove him wrong.
Earl Brooks: [smiles] Thank you.
Tracy Atwood: Wait a minute. You promised to tell me where you are.
Earl Brooks: Me? I'm on top of a building.
[Earl hangs up and drops the cellphone onto the street below]