Elisabeth Sparkle quotes from The Substance (2024)

Elisabeth Sparkle

You're the only part of me I don't hate.

Elisabeth Sparkle

There's been a slight misuse of the Substance.

Elisabeth Sparkle

The balance must be respected.

So respect it.

Hey, Sue!

Elisabeth Sparkle

**** OFF!

It's long, isn't it?

Elisabeth Sparkle

Excuse me?

Seven days.

Elisabeth Sparkle

Did you follow me here?

I was just curious to find out how things were going for you. Each time you feel a little more lonely, don't you think?

Elisabeth Sparkle

I don't know what you're talking about. I'm fine. Everything's fine.

It gets harder each time, to remember that you still deserve... to exist! That this part of yourself is still worth something! That you still matter!

Has she started yet? Eating away at you?

Elisabeth Sparkle

You have to...

Sue

CONTROL YOURSELF!

Sue

I don't know. Uh...

Elisabeth Sparkle

Say it! Say it!

Sue

Let me think.

Elisabeth Sparkle

Say it! Tell them who your little beauty secret is!

Sue

I guess...

Elisabeth Sparkle

I would just show them right here. [flashes her television] Here's your little beauty secret.

Sue

I guess I just try to be myself. To be sincere and grateful for all that I have. [as Elisabeth throws eggs at her television] And to always remember to leave with my heart.

Don't be scared! It's still me!

Elisabeth Sparkle

It's me!

I'm Elisabeth! I'm Sue!