Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle 2003 quotes

14 quotes · 5 characters
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Characters
Alex Lucy Liu · 5 quotes
Dylan Drew Barrymore · 3 quotes
Madison Demi Moore · 3 quotes
Kelly Garrett Jaclyn Smith · 1 quote

Most scenes together: Alex & Dylan (2)

Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle quotes

Check it out. Brown shorts, red board, 11:00. What do you think?

Yummy!

That's what I thought. Case closed. Nat, move in. Dylan think's he's hot.

What do you mean?

You always fall for the bad guy.

Well then, this guy must be really evil.

I'm so sorry Daddy, that I didn't tell you. I didn't think you'd approve and I didn't wanna disappoint you. I know how you wanted me to be a neurosurgeon, but I've discovered a whole new way to help people... that makes me feel so... alive.

Mr. Munday

Whatever makes you happy.

I am so relieved! It's been killing me, you not knowing all these years. I- Daddy... Natalie, Dylan and I are a team. And we just took on 12 sailors. You can't even imagine the positions we get ourselves into. Daddy, I wish you could watch us work. You'd be so proud. I'm gonna take a shower because I am covered in- Well, you can only imagine what. And then when I get back, I am gonna give you... a full blow-by-blow.

Mr. Munday

Ferret?

Man in bar

What is an angel doing so far from heaven?

I'm no angel.

Marshal Ray Carter

I didn't think you'd find me. How many men do you have?

I've got 2 girlfriends in the bar.

Marshal Carter

They have 50 armed men.

I know. It hardly seems fair.

Max

Okay, wait. Helen Zaas?

Yeah.

Max

That's your name?

Yeah.

Max

Helen Zaas. So where does that name come from originally, is that ass-tralian?

Yeah.

Oh, my God, you must have been the butt of every joke.

Did you drive an Ass-ton Martin?

Alex, we're being ass-inine.

Yes, yes you are.

Don't worry, Dylan. We're still going to be your best butties.

You were the ****? I was the beaver. My God, what are the chances that we were both school mascots?

Seamus

You know I always liked it with the lights on.

Killer, huh? I just got so excited. When it's big like that I just love to ride it hard and rough.