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Alli: I think I just had a nerdgasm.
05/15/2007
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Alli: Sure! If you like manipulating psychopaths...Which, you probably do.
12/20/2004
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Alli: You've transcended from the angry to the absurd. Congratulations!
01/24/2007
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Chip: What is it you want, oh great Couch-God?
02/25/2002
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Chip: Working on villain lines again?
10/26/2000
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Damion: What petty drama virus has infected your veins?
12/21/2005
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Emily: Just for reference, this is is my happy face.
10/13/2004
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Emily: Oh Chip, I'm so sorry...I know you were very enamored with Naomi.
Chip: Yeah...and I like her a lot too.
08/30/2004
08/30/2004
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Emily: The unashamed humping like rabbits can commence!
03/22/2006
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Forrest: Don't be silly. I don't mind when girls kiss me. It's like free samples of something I would never buy.
01/09/2006
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Kim: But if they're lesbian rabbits...would they hump?
04/22/2008
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Kim: She seemed a little suspicious to me! Of course...I only met her one night...and I was pretty drunk. But I'm not the one that had mystery sex with her, right Rae?
04/15/2008
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Lydia: This manager things is fun! I'm getting paid to be all bitchy!
03/06/2006
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Max: Apparently my subconscious hasn't heard of a thesaurus.
06/11/2009
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Max: Hmm, my left butt cheek is asleep, but the other isn't...weird.
03/13/2002