“This is a major disaster! Major! Unbelievable! Without doubt, the...” – Malcolm Moldowsky, Striptease ... Movie Quotes Database

Malcolm Moldowsky

This is a major disaster! Major! Unbelievable! Without doubt, the most asinine piece of human behavior...

Congressman David Dilbeck

It's never gonna happen again, Malcolm! I've got it under control. See, I just love naked women. It's a character flaw. And God's testing me now...

Moldowsky

Oh, will you shut up, you idiot!

Dilbeck

You can't talk to me like that. I'm a United States Congressman!

Moldowsky

I can't? When you go psycho in a titty bar six weeks before the election, what should I call you? Winston **** Churchill? It was all I could do to keep Willie Rojo from coming in here and strangling you with his bare **** hands!

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