Dave Bautista movie quotes

View Quote Ego: Welcome everyone, to my world.
Quill: Wow, you have your own planet?
Ego: Come on, no larger than your Earth Moon.
Drax: Humility. I like it. I, too, am extraordinarily humble.

View Quote Ayesha: We thank you, Guardians, for putting your lives on the line. We could not risk the lives of our own Sovereign citizens. Every citizen is born exactly as designed by the community. Impeccable: Both physically and mentally. We control the DNA of our progeny germinating them in birthing pods.
Quill: Well, I guess I prefer to make people the old-fashioned way.
Ayesha: Perhaps someday, you could give me a history lesson in the archaic ways of our ancestors. For academic purposes.
Quill: I would be honored, yes. In the name of research, I think that could be pretty…repulsive. I'm not into that kind of casual.
Gamora: Oh, please. Your people promised something in exchange for our services. Bring it, and we shall gladly be on our way.
[The Sovereign guards bring a hooded figure into the courtroom. They pull back the hood to reveal Nebula]
Quill: Family reunion. Yaaaay.
Ayesha: I understand that she is your sister?
Gamora: She's worth no more to me than the bounty due for her on Xandar.
Ayesha: Our soldiers apprehended her attempting to steal the batteries. Do with her as you please.
Quill: We thank you, High Priestess Ayesha.
Ayesha: What's your heritage, Mr. Quill?
Quill: My mother is from Earth.
Ayesha: And your father?
Quill: He ain't from Missouri. That's all I know.
Ayesha: I see it within you. An unorthodox genealogy. A hybrid that seems particularly…reckless.
Rocket: You know, they told me you people were conceited douchebags. But that isn't true at all! [Rocket flashes a wink at Quill. Sovereign guards gasp and one of them aims his weapon at Rocket] Oh, shit, I'm using my wrong eye again, aren't I? [Drax pulls him up from his scruff] I'm sorry, that was meant to be behind your back.
Drax: [Putting Rocket down] Count yourself blessed they didn't kill you.
Rocket: You're tellin' me. [Shows Drax his stolen Anulax batteries] You wanna buy some batteries? [Drax laughs]

View Quote Quill: This is weird. We have a Sovereign fleet approaching from the rear.
Gamora: Why would they do that?
Drax: Probably because Rocket stole some of their batteries.
Rocket: Dude!
Drax: [Awkwardly] Right... He didn't steal some of those. I don't know why they're after us. What a mystery this is. [The Sovereign fleet open fire]
Quill: What were you thinking?!
Rocket: Dude, they were really easy to steal.
Gamora: That's your defense?

View Quote [Inside Ronan's ship, the Dark Aster]
Drax: I can barely see.
[Groot releases a cloud of firefly-like spores, illuminating the hallway]
Drax: [Awed] When did you learn to do that?
Quill: Pretty sure the answer is "I am Groot." [Groot smiles and nods]

View Quote Gamora: Your wife and child shall rest well, knowing that you have avenged them.
Drax: Yes. Of course Ronan was only a puppet. It's really Thanos that I need to kill.

View Quote Drax: [To Quill] You! Man who has lain with an A'askvarian!
Quill: [Miffed] It was just one time, man.

View Quote [first lines]
Mantis: Come on, Drax. Dance.
Drax: Only idiots dance.

View Quote Drax: We'll kill anyone who gets in our way!
Peter Quill: No, not kill anyone!
Drax: Kill a few people!
Peter Quill: Kill no people!
Drax: Kill one guy. One stupid guy who no one loves!
Peter Quill: Now you're just making it sad.

View Quote Drax: [after Gamora peels off the High Evolutionary's mask as he falls on his back, revealing his disfigured face] His face came off!
Rocket: It's a mask.
The High Evolutionary: Look what you did to me! For what? All I wanted to do was to make things perfect.
Rocket: You didn't want to make things perfect. You just hated the way things were.

View Quote I'll do you one better. Why is Gamora?

View Quote [Last word] Quill?

View Quote Peter Quill: Everybody, stay where you are, chill the eff out... [Quill powers off his helmet] I'm gonna ask you this one time. Where is Gamora?
Tony Stark: [De-helmeting] Yeah, I'll do you one better. Who's Gamora?
Drax: [to Quill] I'll do you one better. Why is Gamora?
Peter Quill: Tell me where the girl is, or I swear to you, I'm gonna French-fry this little freak. [Points his blaster to Spider-Man's face]
Tony Stark: Let's do it! You shoot my guy and I'll blast him! [Tony extends his nanotech cannon at Drax's face] Let's go!
Drax: Do it, Quill! I can take it.
Mantis: No, he can't take it!
Dr. Stephen Strange: [Completely deadpan] She's right. You can't.
Peter Quill: Oh yeah? You don't wanna tell me where she is? That's fine. I'll kill all three of you and I'll beat it out of Thanos myself. [To Spider-Man] Starting with you.
Dr. Stephen Strange: Wait, what? Thanos? [Trying to inject clarity and sanity into the situation] Alright, let me ask you this one time: What master do you serve?
Peter Quill: What master do I serve? What am I supposed to say, "Jesus"?
Tony Stark: You're from Earth.
Peter Quill: I'm not from Earth, I'm from Missouri.
Tony Stark: Yeah, that's on Earth, dipshit. What are you hassling us for?
Peter Parker: [Sounding slightly crushed] So you're not with Thanos?
Peter Quill: With Thanos? No, I'm here to kill Thanos. He took my girl. Wait, who are you?
Peter Parker: [De-helmeting] We're the Avengers, man.
Mantis: You're the ones Thor told us about!
Tony Stark: You know Thor?
Peter Quill: Yeah, tall guy, not that good-looking, needed saving.
Dr. Stephen Strange: Where is he now?

View Quote You newer models are happy scraping the shit... because you've never seen a miracle.