Guys, guys, it’s happening. It’s happening now. [walking up to Siren Sara] Oh, that’s the nasty bitch that tried to kill me.
Liv Hawthorne
Emily Tosta · 20 quotes
Sheriff Eloise Lund
Beth Grant · 10 quotes
Willy Weasel
10 quotes
Chris
Kai Kadlec · 8 quotes
Jed Love
Chris Warner · 8 quotes
Deputy Evan Olson
David Sheftell · 6 quotes
Aaron
Christian Delgrosso · 5 quotes
Bob
Terayle Hill · 4 quotes
Dan
Jonathan Mercedes · 4 quotes
Kathy
Caylee Cowan · 4 quotes
Tex
Ric Reitz · 4 quotes
Ozzie Ostrich
1 quote
Most scenes together: Liv Hawthorne & Chris (6), Liv Hawthorne & Aaron (5), Chris & Aaron (5)
Willy's Wonderland quotes
Page 3 of 3Hey, it’s gonna be about $250 for the tow, and we’ll need all four tires replaced. And there was something wrong with that chip, I think. But I can fix it for about $1,000. Yep. [The Janitor pulls a credit card out of his wallet] No, cash only. Uh-uh, no. And in advance. Yeah, I don’t take no plastic credit cards. [The Janitor sees an ATM machine with an "Out of order" sign] Oh, that over there. [Jed Love chuckles] Yeah, we ain’t got no internet in Hayesville. Yeah, so all the ATMs, they just don’t work. Yeah, we were gonna get it, but they just didn’t. [He laughs] You ain’t got the cash, huh? Now, ain’t that a dilly of a pickle? Hmm. You willing to work it off? Okay, then. I think I’ve got somebody who can accommodate.
I’ll give you two reasons why you are: your wife and your kid. If we don’t do what needs to be done, nobody in this county is safe. [to The Janitor, as Deputy Evan Olson cuffs The Janitor's hands together] Why couldn’t you just die? [to Liv Hawthorne] Where are the others?
I’m sorry, but I’m just not okay with letting somebody burn alive in there if we can do something about it.
Look at all these naughty birthday boys and birthday girls. I think it’s time for them to go nightie night. [singing with other animatronics] It’s your birthday and we want you to have fun. [Their voices distort] It’s your birthday, so let’s kill everyone...
Oh. Stupid idiots. It’ll just incite him more. [to Willy Weasel, apologetically] Willy, this guy does not act for us. His actions should in no way reflect on the town of Hayesville. You know that, right, Willy? [to Deputy Evan Olson, holding The Janitor at gunpoint] Well, cuff him. For God’s sakes, cuff him.
Okay, shut up. Guys. If we’re doing this, we’re gonna do this as a mission, not a field trip. Are you with me or not?
Sheriff, if I may, why’d you request the state to send backup for one night to curfew a place the size of a postage stamp? [He laughs] Oh, don’t get me wrong. I got a wife and kid on the way and I do love the overtime pay.
Then what are you? You’re complicit. You’re just another cult member recruited by the sheriff to do all of her dirty work.
This town has a dark history and it all starts with this horrible place.
What’s worse, the dead body you saw, or the guy that you left to die? Are you ready to be a murderer? Because that’s exactly what you’re gonna be. You’re gonna be a cold-blooded… [The tires squeal as Deputy Evan Olson stops the police car]
You don’t know what it’s like living with her. My entire life, it’s like I’ve been a ghost. And no matter what I do, it doesn’t change who she is. So I thought maybe I could do something right and burn this **** place down. So I am doing something. What about you? Hmm? You just gonna sit there and watch all of this happen and not do anything about it?