[Kathy spots Arty Alligator watching her and Bob have sex] [gasps]
Bobby, that thing just moved!
Where the **** did it go?
[Arty Alligator roars, charging forward at Bob, biting his arm off. Bob screams, hitting Arty Alligator in the snout]
No! No!
[Bob screams as Arty Alligator brutally bites into his body Kathy screams and runs to the door, attempting to escape but the door is closed. Arty Alligator roars and snarls as Kathy and Bob scream and sob] [In the hallway] [to the Janitor]
I really need you to help me find my friends. Please. [Kathy screams offscreen] Oh, my God. Kathy! Oh, my God. [The Janitor kicks down the door. Arty Alligator is feasting on Bob's corpse. He turns to the Janitor. He runs at him. The Janitor grabs Arty Alligator and flips him, slamming him down onto the floor. He beats him down, repeatedly hitting him, grunting, and tears his jaws apart. He rips his tongue out. He breathes heavily. He leaves The Super Happy Fun Room. Liv looks at Bob and Kathy's corpses] I’m so sorry.
TT Tito Turtle
[Last lines] [Tito Turtle is walking down the road] [in a Spanish accent]
Oh, mierda. ("Oh, shit.")
[He gets rammed by the Janitor's Camaro, which decapitates him, killing him. Iris-out on his disembodied head] [At the end of the movie, popping out of a gray screen as a cartoon version of himself, to the audience]
And remember, friends, the party never ends! [offscreen, singing with other animatronics] At Willy's Wonderland!
[Liv and her friends are pouring gasoline all over the front side of Willy's Wonderland]
Hey, Chris.
Can you pour gas literally anywhere else?
I’m sorry you pour like crap, Aaron.
You’re pouring gas on top of my gas.
All right, let me go over here and I’ll just paint the bush.
[to Kathy]
Hey, you blowing bubbles? Bring your ass.
You forgot the lighter, didn’t you?
Then let me see it. Oh, my God.
There you go.
Dan: Yeah, all right.
Wait, wait, wait. Uh-uh. Not yet. [Aaron scoffs]
That guy’s still in there. We gotta get him out first. [the Janitor is cleaning the inside of an oven. Liv knocks at the window] Hey, sir! Sir! You’re not safe in there. We gotta get you out. [the Janitor leaves] Hey!
Hey, look, if he don’t wanna be safe, it’s his ass, not ours.
Tough shit. I’m getting him out whether he likes it or not.
You wanna go in there with those things? Are you high?
Look, if he wanna be cremated, that’s his business.
I’m sorry, but I’m just not okay with letting somebody burn alive in there if we can do something about it.
Hurry this shit up so we can go home.
I’ll figure out how to get inside, but I’m not putting you guys in danger. You just figure out how to get us out once I do.
[Liv's friends pull up in the truck]
Liv, you in there?
Oh, shit. Yeah, I’m in here. Can you help me out?
Okay, calm down, dude. No need to be a superhero.
[opening the door]
Nice one, genius. The door was unlocked.
How am I supposed to know that? [they all enter the trailer]
Oh, shit. Let me see if we can find something to get you out of that.
She gave you a bucket? Bitch is wicked.
Yeah, yeah, I’m fine. Just…
What the hell are we gonna do with a screwdriver? Have y’all never worn handcuffs before?
Why not just look for the key?
[looks in the refrigerator]
What the hell am I looking in the fridge for?[closes the refrigerator] God, these eggs are definitely bad. [as Kathy unlocks the handcuffs, using a hairpin] We need, like, a saw or a pliers or something.
Pliers? Can’t find no key in here.
Shut up and find something.
You shut up! You ain’t had no handcuffs on.
[clears throat]
Gee, thanks for the help, guys.
Come on. We’re late. I saw the bait already.
Well, he was with Jed in his truck. Probably locked inside Willy’s by now.
Well, let’s roll out. I wanna see that bitch burn.
Wait, guys, this isn’t for your entertainment, okay? It’s for doing what’s right.
It’s gotta be a little entertaining. Look, I wanna see them freak bastards die for what I see ’em do.
Shut up, dude. What have you seen them do?
Remember that one time I was…
Okay, shut up. Guys. If we’re doing this, we’re gonna do this as a mission, not a field trip. Are you with me or not?
Yeah, we’re with you, Liv.
All right. Let’s do this.
[Liv turns to flip the trailer off, and closes the door]
SL Sheriff Lund
[The line rings. The phone rings. Sheriff Eloise Lund picks up the phone]
Hayesville Sheriff’s Office.
SL Sheriff Lund
This is Sheriff Lund.
SL Sheriff Lund
What can I do you for, Chris?
Christ, I did something stupid. We’re at Willy’s.
SL Sheriff Lund
[hangs up; to Olson]
Prank call.
[The phone rings]
You want me to get that?
SL Sheriff Lund
People made their beds, they gotta lie in ’em.
Pretty sure the saying is, “Protect and Serve,” Sheriff.
SL Sheriff Lund
Shut your mouth, smart guy. You’re not funny.
[The phone beeps] [after the beep]
Liv brought us here.
S SheriffLund
Son of a bitch. [on the phone] Get your asses out of there, son. [to Deputy Olson, grabbing a couple of shotguns] Put your balls on, Evan. [throwing Deputy Olson a gun] We're going to Willy's!
[At the end of the movie, popping out of a gray screen as a cartoon version of himself, to the audience]
And remember, friends, the party never ends! [offscreen, singing with other animatronics] At Willy's Wonderland!
[in a commercial]
Hey, kids! You know what time it is? It's birthday time! [singing with other animatronics] It's your birthday, and we want you to have fun. It's your birthday, so let's party everyone. It's your birthday, and we want you to have fun. It's your birthday, so let's party everyone. [speaking] Okay now, kids. Clap your hands like there's no tomorrow. [singing with other animatronics] We welcome you to Willy's, where everyone's your friend. [speaking] That's right. [singing with other animatronics] Here at Willy's Wonderland, the good times never end. Birthday fun for everyone, how old are you today? Everyone at Willy's is hoping you will stay. [speaking] Forever! [singing with other animatronics] It's birthday time, it's birthday time, it's birthday time. Let's cheer at Willy's Wonderland! [speaking] Proudly serving families since 1984.
[In the flashback, to The Hawthornes]
Well, the good news is, I can fix it. The bad news is, it’s gonna have to sit 'til I get the part. Now, Hayesville’s one hotel’s booked. But I do have a place you can stay tonight. Now, it ain’t the Ritz, but it’s a roof and it’s free if you’re willing to do a little light cleaning.
[singing with other animatronics]
We’re All Friends. We Like to Play. Play, play, play every night and day. We’re All Friends. We Like to Sing. Sing, sing, sing; it’s a wonderful thing! We’re All Friends. We Like to Run. Run, run, run to the beat of the drum. We’re All Friends. We Like to Dance. Dance, dance, dance like there’s ants in our pants. [speaking] Have you been to my Super Happy Fun Room yet? Well, what are you waiting for? [singing with other animatronics] The Super Happy Fun Room is super happy fun. Join us in the Fun Room, where you’ll be number one. Popcorn, cake, and hot dogs, soda and candy too. The Super Happy Fun Room.
[to The Janitor]
Yeah, I tell everybody that attempts the 50, there ain’t shit out here, but you gotta be prepared for anything. A bunch of fun-loving kids stole the zigzag out of the back of the sheriff’s pickup a month ago. Guess you found it for ’em. [He laughs] You know what some folks consider funny? Just ruin a man’s whole damn day. God’s honest truth. Now, where’d you say you’re from? Oh, you’re one of those guys that don’t wanna look back, huh? You’re one where the past lives in the past, huh? Yeah, I understand. No, I can’t blame you. I mean, we all got so much baggage. I just say, move forward. You’re a rolling stone. Yup. We had a car chase around here a while back. Some boy got up to 150 miles an hour, just launched it right off Tension’s Peak, man. It’s like a superhero. It went fwoom! Carnage was terrible. It was just… wow.
[watching as The Janitor puts the bagged animatronics in the dumpster]
That G.D. S.O.B. [The Janitor waves at her] Well, I’ll be a son of a bitch. [to The Janitor, holding him at gunpoint] Hold it right there, boy. Inside, now! [marching The Janitor into Willy's Wonderland] Move! We had a good thing, but you just went and **** it all up. Look at me. Look at me when I’m talking to you. All you had to do was die. Was that so hard? No, you just had to go ahead and stay alive, and now we got five dead kids because of you! You might have taken apart a few electronics, but I got a feeling that you can’t stop a round. [to Willy Weasel] Willy! [to The Janitor] Willy needs to eat, and I’m gonna feed him. [to Willy Weasel] Willy, come and get it! [Suddenly, the lights go out. Willy Weasel appears behind her and slices her in half. Both of her halves fall to the floor]
