Liv Hawthorne quotes from Willy's Wonderland (2021)

View Quote Okay, shut up. Guys. If we’re doing this, we’re gonna do this as a mission, not a field trip. Are you with me or not?

View Quote I’m sorry, but I’m just not okay with letting somebody burn alive in there if we can do something about it.

View Quote [to The Janitor] Thank God you’re still alive. We gotta get you outta here. I stopped that bitch, but that won’t keep her away for long, so… [as The Janitor walks away] Hey! Did you not hear what I just said? [as The Janitor leaves The Fairy Room] Hey!

View Quote Guys, guys, it’s happening. It’s happening now. [walking up to Siren Sara] Oh, that’s the nasty bitch that tried to kill me.

View Quote This town has a dark history and it all starts with this horrible place.

View Quote [to Sheriff Eloise Lund] You don’t understand. You’ve locked the wrong guy up in here. He's not trapped in there with them. They're trapped in here with him.

View Quote What’s worse, the dead body you saw, or the guy that you left to die? Are you ready to be a murderer? Because that’s exactly what you’re gonna be. You’re gonna be a cold-blooded… [The tires squeal as Deputy Evan Olson stops the police car]

View Quote Then what are you? You’re complicit. You’re just another cult member recruited by the sheriff to do all of her dirty work.

View Quote You don’t know what it’s like living with her. My entire life, it’s like I’ve been a ghost. And no matter what I do, it doesn’t change who she is. So I thought maybe I could do something right and burn this **** place down. So I am doing something. What about you? Hmm? You just gonna sit there and watch all of this happen and not do anything about it?

View Quote Sheriff Lund: Will you just stop it?
Liv: Open the door!
Sheriff Lund: I’ll open the damn door. [opens the passenger door] What the hell is wrong with you? No! God damn it. [Jed Love pulls up with the Janitor] Hey, Jed, what’s up?
Jed: This old boy had the misfortune of finding your zigzags out there. I figured I’d bring ’em back to you.
Sheriff Lund: He all right?
Jed: Yeah, he’ll be all right. Tire’s not, but he’ll be fine. He had this pretty Camaro right here. Yes, yes, it was that ocean blue… [As he continues talking, The Janitor and Liv Hawthorne stare at each other]
Sheriff Lund: Jed, I’ll come by and get ’em later.
Jed: All turning around, spinning out, everything. He just slid right in there and then pop, pop…
Sheriff Lund: I don’t have time for this today, okay?
Jed: Yes, ma’am. [takes the Janitor to the garage]

View Quote Liv: Take this off me.
Sheriff Lund: Oh, you gotta be kidding me. There’s not a chance in hell I’m letting you out of this trailer tonight.
Liv: I hate you.
Sheriff Lund: Oh, talk sweet to me all you want. Get down. You know the drill. Get down.
Liv: Get out of my way.
Sheriff Lund: Come here.
Liv: What the hell are you doing? [Sheriff Eloise Lund handcuffs her to a pipe] Wait.
Sheriff Lund: I’ll be back in the morning.
Liv: What… how the hell am I supposed to eat? How am I supposed to take a piss?
Sheriff Lund: There are chips on the coffee table and a bucket on the floor. Try not to make a mess.
Liv: You’re a bitch.
Sheriff Lund: [sarcastically] Oh, I love you too. [She sarcastically smooches]

View Quote [Liv's friends pull up in the truck]
Chris: Liv, you in there?
Liv: Oh, shit. Yeah, I’m in here. Can you help me out?
Chris: Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
Aaron Powers: Okay, calm down, dude. No need to be a superhero.
Chris: [bumps the door] Oh!
Aaron: Oh, my God.
Chris: Oh, damn it! Oh!
Aaron: [opening the door] Nice one, genius. The door was unlocked.
Chris: How am I supposed to know that? [they all enter the trailer]
Aaron: Oh, shit. Let me see if we can find something to get you out of that.
Bob: She gave you a bucket? Bitch is wicked.
Chris: Liv, you okay?
Liv: Are you okay?
Chris: Yeah, yeah, I’m fine. Just…
Aaron: I found a screwdriver.
Bob: What the hell are we gonna do with a screwdriver? Have y’all never worn handcuffs before?
Aaron: Oh, shut up.
Dan: Why not just look for the key?
Chris: [looks in the refrigerator] What the hell am I looking in the fridge for?[closes the refrigerator] God, these eggs are definitely bad. [as Kathy unlocks the handcuffs, using a hairpin] We need, like, a saw or a pliers or something.
Bob: Pliers? Can’t find no key in here.
Chris: Shut up and find something.
Bob: You shut up! You ain’t had no handcuffs on.
Liv: [clears throat] Gee, thanks for the help, guys.
Chris: Cool. We good.
Dan: Yo.
Liv: Come on. We’re late. I saw the bait already.
Chris: Where?
Liv: Well, he was with Jed in his truck. Probably locked inside Willy’s by now.
Bob: Well, let’s roll out. I wanna see that bitch burn.
Kathy: Yeah, burn, baby, burn.
Liv: Wait, guys, this isn’t for your entertainment, okay? It’s for doing what’s right.
Bob: It’s gotta be a little entertaining. Look, I wanna see them freak bastards die for what I see ’em do.
Aaron: Shut up, dude. What have you seen them do?
Bob: Remember that one time I was…
Liv: Okay, shut up. Guys. If we’re doing this, we’re gonna do this as a mission, not a field trip. Are you with me or not?
Chris: Yeah, we’re with you, Liv.
Aaron: Whatever you say.
Bob: Yeah.
Liv: All right. Let’s do this.
[Liv turns to flip the trailer off, and closes the door]

View Quote [Liv and her friends are pouring gasoline all over the front side of Willy's Wonderland]
Aaron: Hey, Chris.
Chris: What?
Aaron: Can you pour gas literally anywhere else?
Chris: I’m sorry you pour like crap, Aaron.
Aaron: You’re pouring gas on top of my gas.
Chris: All right, let me go over here and I’ll just paint the bush.
Aaron: Perfect. Thank you.
Bob: [to Kathy] Hey, you blowing bubbles? Bring your ass.
Aaron: You forgot the lighter, didn’t you?
Chris: No, I didn’t.
Aaron: Then let me see it. Oh, my God.
Chris: There you go.
Dan: Yeah, all right.
Liv: Wait, wait, wait. Uh-uh. Not yet. [Aaron scoffs]
Liv: That guy’s still in there. We gotta get him out first. [the Janitor is cleaning the inside of an oven. Liv knocks at the window] Hey, sir! Sir! You’re not safe in there. We gotta get you out. [the Janitor leaves] Hey!
Kathy: Well, that was rude.
Bob: Hey, look, if he don’t wanna be safe, it’s his ass, not ours.
Liv: Tough shit. I’m getting him out whether he likes it or not.
Aaron: You wanna go in there with those things? Are you high?
Bob: Look, if he wanna be cremated, that’s his business.
Aaron: Yeah.
Liv: I’m sorry, but I’m just not okay with letting somebody burn alive in there if we can do something about it.
Chris: She’s right.
Aaron: Of course she is, Chris.
Chris: Oh, shut up!
Bob: Hurry this shit up so we can go home.
Liv: I’ll figure out how to get inside, but I’m not putting you guys in danger. You just figure out how to get us out once I do.
Chris: Okay.

View Quote [All of Liv Hawthorne's friends are on the roof]
Chris: We go in, fast, we split up, and as soon as we find Liv and this janitor dude, we’re out.
Aaron: Hmm.
Chris: What, Aaron?
Aaron: We just don’t need any more Batman bullshit, all right?
Chris: Okay. Thank you. Yeah, I know. It’s only going to make it less safe for everyone else.
Dan: You mean kinda like Liv just did?
Chris: Excuse me?
Aaron: Say what you gotta say.
Bob: Speak up. Now’s the time, Dan. You ain’t gonna say it?
Chris: Do you guys have something in mind?
Bob: Hell, yeah, we do. Everything you telling us not to do, that’s exactly what your dream girl got us up here doing. And now we probably all getting **** up because of it.
Kathy: Bobby.
Bob: What? Am I lying? No, I’m not. It’s the truth.
Chris: Fine. I’ll just go myself.
Bob: Oh, whatever, Chris. When are you getting it through your thick-ass skull, huh? Kissing that ass ain’t gonna get you that ass, playboy. It’ll more than likely get you killed, and ain’t nobody, [to Kathy] except for you, baby, [to Chris] worth none of this bullshit you got us up here doing. So you know what? I’m out this bitch. [to Kathy] Baby, let’s go.
[Chris attacks Bob. They fight]
Aaron: No, Chris! Chris!
Bob: Oh, shit!
[Chris screams as the roof caves in. He and Bob fall through the roof into the ball pit]
Kathy: Bobby!
[All scream as the roof caves in. They fall through the roof into the ball pit. Chris groans]
Bob: God damn!
Chris: Everybody okay?
Aaron: Yeah.
Chris: Nice of you guys to join us.
Liv: [enters the dining area] Wait, what are you guys doing here?
Chris: Oh, my God. Liv, you’re alive.
Liv: I thought we all agreed you were supposed to stay outside and help us find a way out.
Chris: Yeah, uh…
Liv: Now, how the hell are we supposed to get out of here?
Chris: I tried to keep ’em on the roof, but they wouldn’t listen.
Bob: It’s your fault we were on the roof.
Chris: It’s my fault?
Bob: It was your fault.
Willy Weasel: [singing with other animatronics] We’re all friends. We like to play.
Liv: Guys, guys, it’s happening. It’s happening now. [walking up to Siren Sara] Oh, that’s the nasty bitch that tried to kill me.
Chris: Liv.
[Liv attempts stab Siren Sara in the face with her pocket knife, but the Janitor grabs her]
Willy Weasel: [singing with other animatronics] Play, play, play every night and day.
Liv: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. What are you doing?
Chris: Hey, what the hell, man?
Liv: What are you… dude!
Willy Weasel: [singing with other animatronics] We’re all Friends. We like to sing.
Chris: Put her down, okay?
[The Janitor releases her]
Liv: I’m trying to help you, you dumbass! Seriously? I’m trying to help him understand that he’s gonna die in here, but he won’t listen to me.
Willy Weasel: [singing with other animatronics] Sing, sing, sing. It’s a wonderful thing!
Aaron: Wait a second. Wasn’t there eight of them?
[Everyone turns to the six remaining animatronics]
Willy Weasel: [singing with other animatronics] We’re all friends. We like to run.
Aaron: Oh, that’s badass.

View Quote Liv: I know the bullshit story they told you. That if you clean up the place tonight, they’ll pay to have your tires fixed by morning, right? It’s a lie. They’ve said the same story to countless other over the last 20 years. They baited you. You’re here to be a human sacrifice. You’re here to be eaten and killed. Do you understand that? This town has a dark history. And it all starts with this horrible place. You know, Willy’s may seem like a happy-go-lucky child’s play place, but it’s much, much more than that. Willy’s was built in 1996, the brainchild of Jerry Robert Willis. If that name sounds familiar to you, it should. Jerry was one of the last century’s most sick and sadistic serial killers. Jerry spent most of the time cultivating similar sickos. I mean, these were the most depraved people you could ever imagine. Often, Jerry and his crew would whisk away unsuspecting families to the Super Happy Fun Room. Once inside, the families would be treated to a birthday cake and a private show by Willy Weasel. The shows would always end the same way. [Willis, in the Willy costume, stalks behind the birthday boy. He slashes his claws at the boy and kidnaps the boy's sister while their parents flee] After numerous missing persons reports and suspicious smells coming from the inside of Willy’s, the law felt it was time to investigate. [Sirens wail outside the restaurant] Jerry and his gang refused to be taken alive. After the police finally entered the Super Happy Fun Room, they discovered that Jerry and his crew had performed a satanic suicide ritual. Instead of surrendering, the killers decided to take their own lives. Those familiar with satanic rituals speculate that the suicide ritual was some sort of a Katra transfer of energy where the memory and consciousness of the living relocate into non-living entities. In this case, the animatronic robots. Ten years later, Willy’s reopens with a new owner, Tex Macadoo. He tries to keep the current public unaware of its horrific past. Things are wrong from the start. [A little girl hugs Gus Gorilla. Gus Gorilla grabs her] There’s reports that the creatures would move on their own. [A fat little boy is about to touch Siren Sara's breasts] Some would say things they weren’t programmed to say.
Siren Sara: [giggles] You really wanna ****, fatty?
[the fat little boy gasps]
Liv: [as Willy Weasel bites a little boy in the right shoulder] And others would kill and feast on customers. [The little boy cries] After several ghastly incidents, Willy’s closes its doors again. But Tex still doesn’t bulldoze it to the ground. Why, you may ask?
Aaron: Because Willy got to him.
Dan: Convinced him to make a deal with the devil. Along with all those other backwoods inbreds in this sorry town.
Chris: Speaking of backwoods inbreds, where’d Bob and Kathy go?

View Quote Liv: [to the Janitor] Have you been listening to a word I’ve been saying?
Willy Weasel: [offscreen] Look at all these naughty birthday boys and birthday girls.
Aaron: Oh, shit.
[Liv Hawthorne and her friends run out into the dining area]
Willy Weasel: I think it’s time for them to go nightie night. [singing with other animatronics] It’s your birthday and we want you to have fun. [their voices distort] It’s your birthday, so let’s kill everyone... [singing] Six little chickens at the end of the line. Six Little Chickens at the end of the line. One happy weasel says, "It's dinnertime!" Six little chickens gonna be just fine! Six little chickens in the weasel's den. Four little Roosters & A Couple of Hens. Nowhere to run, nowhere to hide. Six Little Chickens at the END of the line! Six Little Chickеns. [speaking] Watch Out Now! [singing] Six little chickens [speaking] Herе comes the weasel! [singing] Six little chickens runnin' outta time WHOOPS!... Five little chickens at the END of the line!
[Knighty Knight stabs Aaron in the back from behind, impaling him. Aaron groans as his stomach bleeds]
Chris: [offscreen] Shit!
Dan: What the… holy ****! [grunts, slipping on Aaron's blood. Aaron falls flat on his back]
Liv: [pushing Knighty Knight away] Go. Leave. Leave! [to Chris] Chris, go. [Liv's friends flee. Aaron breathes heavily] I’m sorry.

View Quote [Kathy spots Arty Alligator watching her and Bob have sex]
Kathy: [gasps] Bobby, that thing just moved!
Bob: Where the **** did it go?
[Arty Alligator roars, charging forward at Bob, biting his arm off. Bob screams, hitting Arty Alligator in the snout]
Kathy: No! No!
[Bob screams as Arty Alligator brutally bites into his body Kathy screams and runs to the door, attempting to escape but the door is closed. Arty Alligator roars and snarls as Kathy and Bob scream and sob]
[In the hallway]
Liv: [to the Janitor] I really need you to help me find my friends. Please. [Kathy screams offscreen] Oh, my God. Kathy! Oh, my God. [The Janitor kicks down the door. Arty Alligator is feasting on Bob's corpse. He turns to the Janitor. He runs at him. The Janitor grabs Arty Alligator and flips him, slamming him down onto the floor. He beats him down, repeatedly hitting him, grunting, and tears his jaws apart. He rips his tongue out. He breathes heavily. He leaves The Super Happy Fun Room. Liv looks at Bob and Kathy's corpses] I’m so sorry.

View Quote Cammy Chameleon: I can show you what’s on the other side. If you could help me get there.
Liv: Oh, Chris.
Chris: Liv, Liv, it’s gonna be okay. Kay, we’re gonna make a deal and… [He grunts as Cammy Chameleon wraps her tongue around his neck, snapping it. He falls to the floor, dead. Liv gasps]
Cammy Chameleon: Wanna play, bitch?

View Quote Sheriff Lund: [to Deputy Olson, holding the Janitor at gunpoint] Get that stuff off of her. [to Willy Weasel, apologetically, as Deputy Evan Olson puts the cable in the janitor's closet] Willy, I’m so sorry about this prick.
Liv: Eloise, please, stop. He’s a good guy.
Sheriff Lund: [to Liv] Shut your yap and get outside.
Deputy Olson: They killed some of ’em.
Sheriff Lund: Oh. Stupid idiots. It’ll just incite him more. [to Willy Weasel, apologetically] Willy, this guy does not act for us. His actions should in no way reflect on the town of Hayesville. You know that, right, Willy? [to Deputy Olson, holding the Janitor at gunpoint] Well, cuff him. For God’s sakes, cuff him.
Deputy Olson: No way. I’m not leaving him here.
Sheriff Lund: I’ll give you two reasons why you are: your wife and your kid. If we don’t do what needs to be done, nobody in this county is safe. [to the Janitor, as Deputy Olson cuffs his hands together] Why couldn’t you just die? [to Liv] Where are the others?
Liv: They’re dead.
Sheriff Eloise Lund: Stupid kids. [to Deputy Olson] Do you see? Okay, time to go. Go.
Liv: No. Uh-uh. I’m not leaving without him.
Sheriff Lund: I’m not giving you a choice. Go.
Liv: I’m not leaving without him.
Sheriff Lund: Get out of here.
Liv: [to Sheriff Lund] You don’t understand. You’ve locked the wrong guy up in here. He's not trapped in there with them. They're trapped in here with him.
Sheriff Lund: [to Liv] Not for much longer. [to the Janitor] I’m sorry, son.
[The door creaks as they leave]
Liv: [to Sheriff Lund] Is that what you did to my parents? You’re a monster.
Deputy Olson: What do we do now?
Sheriff Lund: Well, I’m gonna wait here until this problem solves itself. You drop her off in a cell, come back, and get me. Should be done by then.

View Quote Liv: You can’t arrest me.
Deputy Olson: Can and will. Breaking and entering, destruction of property, and I’m pretty sure that was a dead body on the floor.
Liv: What’s worse, the dead body you saw, or the guy that you left to die? Are you ready to be a murderer? Because that’s exactly what you’re gonna be. You’re gonna be a cold-blooded…
[The tires squeal as Deputy Olson stops the police car]
Deputy Olson: Shut up! I ain’t no murderer.
Liv: Then what are you? You’re complicit. You’re just another cult member recruited by the sheriff to do all of her dirty work.
Deputy Olson: I ain’t no cult member and I ain’t no murderer. And how ’bout you, huh? Living with the sheriff all these years, all this going on, what have you done?
Liv: You don’t know what it’s like living with her. My entire life, it’s like I’ve been a ghost. And no matter what I do, it doesn’t change who she is. So I thought maybe I could do something right and burn this f@%#$g place down. So I am doing something. What about you? Hmm? You just gonna sit there and watch all of this happen and not do anything about it?
Deputy Olson: I’m gonna set things right. That’s what I’m goddamn gonna do. You’ll see.
[Tito Turtle attacks from the roof of the police car]