[All of Liv Hawthorne's friends are on the roof]
Chris: We go in, fast, we split up, and as soon as we find Liv and this janitor dude, we’re out.
Aaron: Hmm.
Chris: What, Aaron?
Aaron: We just don’t need any more Batman bullshit, all right?
Chris: Okay. Thank you. Yeah, I know. It’s only going to make it less safe for everyone else.
Dan: You mean kinda like Liv just did?
Chris: Excuse me?
Aaron: Say what you gotta say.
Bob: Speak up. Now’s the time, Dan. You ain’t gonna say it?
Chris: Do you guys have something in mind?
Bob: Hell, yeah, we do. Everything you telling us not to do, that’s exactly what your dream girl got us up here doing. And now we probably all getting **** up because of it.
Kathy: Bobby.
Bob: What? Am I lying? No, I’m not. It’s the truth.
Chris: Fine. I’ll just go myself.
Bob: Oh, whatever, Chris. When are you getting it through your thick-ass skull, huh? Kissing that ass ain’t gonna get you that ass, playboy. It’ll more than likely get you killed, and ain’t nobody, [to Kathy] except for you, baby, [to Chris] worth none of this bullshit you got us up here doing. So you know what? I’m out this bitch. [to Kathy] Baby, let’s go.
[Chris attacks Bob. They fight]
Aaron: No, Chris! Chris!
Bob: Oh, shit!
[Chris screams as the roof caves in. He and Bob fall through the roof into the ball pit]
Kathy: Bobby!
[All scream as the roof caves in. They fall through the roof into the ball pit. Chris groans]
Bob: God damn!
Chris: Everybody okay?
Aaron: Yeah.
Chris: Nice of you guys to join us.
Liv: [enters the dining area] Wait, what are you guys doing here?
Chris: Oh, my God. Liv, you’re alive.
Liv: I thought we all agreed you were supposed to stay outside and help us find a way out.
Chris: Yeah, uh…
Liv: Now, how the hell are we supposed to get out of here?
Chris: I tried to keep ’em on the roof, but they wouldn’t listen.
Bob: It’s your fault we were on the roof.
Chris: It’s my fault?
Bob: It was your fault.
Willy Weasel: [singing with other animatronics] We’re all friends. We like to play.
Liv: Guys, guys, it’s happening. It’s happening now. [walking up to Siren Sara] Oh, that’s the nasty bitch that tried to kill me.
Chris: Liv.
[Liv attempts stab Siren Sara in the face with her pocket knife, but the Janitor grabs her]
Willy Weasel: [singing with other animatronics] Play, play, play every night and day.
Liv: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. What are you doing?
Chris: Hey, what the hell, man?
Liv: What are you… dude!
Willy Weasel: [singing with other animatronics] We’re all Friends. We like to sing.
Chris: Put her down, okay?
[The Janitor releases her]
Liv: I’m trying to help you, you dumbass! Seriously? I’m trying to help him understand that he’s gonna die in here, but he won’t listen to me.
Willy Weasel: [singing with other animatronics] Sing, sing, sing. It’s a wonderful thing!
Aaron: Wait a second. Wasn’t there eight of them?
[Everyone turns to the six remaining animatronics]
Willy Weasel: [singing with other animatronics] We’re all friends. We like to run.
Aaron: Oh, that’s badass.
Chris: We go in, fast, we split up, and as soon as we find Liv and this janitor dude, we’re out.
Aaron: Hmm.
Chris: What, Aaron?
Aaron: We just don’t need any more Batman bullshit, all right?
Chris: Okay. Thank you. Yeah, I know. It’s only going to make it less safe for everyone else.
Dan: You mean kinda like Liv just did?
Chris: Excuse me?
Aaron: Say what you gotta say.
Bob: Speak up. Now’s the time, Dan. You ain’t gonna say it?
Chris: Do you guys have something in mind?
Bob: Hell, yeah, we do. Everything you telling us not to do, that’s exactly what your dream girl got us up here doing. And now we probably all getting **** up because of it.
Kathy: Bobby.
Bob: What? Am I lying? No, I’m not. It’s the truth.
Chris: Fine. I’ll just go myself.
Bob: Oh, whatever, Chris. When are you getting it through your thick-ass skull, huh? Kissing that ass ain’t gonna get you that ass, playboy. It’ll more than likely get you killed, and ain’t nobody, [to Kathy] except for you, baby, [to Chris] worth none of this bullshit you got us up here doing. So you know what? I’m out this bitch. [to Kathy] Baby, let’s go.
[Chris attacks Bob. They fight]
Aaron: No, Chris! Chris!
Bob: Oh, shit!
[Chris screams as the roof caves in. He and Bob fall through the roof into the ball pit]
Kathy: Bobby!
[All scream as the roof caves in. They fall through the roof into the ball pit. Chris groans]
Bob: God damn!
Chris: Everybody okay?
Aaron: Yeah.
Chris: Nice of you guys to join us.
Liv: [enters the dining area] Wait, what are you guys doing here?
Chris: Oh, my God. Liv, you’re alive.
Liv: I thought we all agreed you were supposed to stay outside and help us find a way out.
Chris: Yeah, uh…
Liv: Now, how the hell are we supposed to get out of here?
Chris: I tried to keep ’em on the roof, but they wouldn’t listen.
Bob: It’s your fault we were on the roof.
Chris: It’s my fault?
Bob: It was your fault.
Willy Weasel: [singing with other animatronics] We’re all friends. We like to play.
Liv: Guys, guys, it’s happening. It’s happening now. [walking up to Siren Sara] Oh, that’s the nasty bitch that tried to kill me.
Chris: Liv.
[Liv attempts stab Siren Sara in the face with her pocket knife, but the Janitor grabs her]
Willy Weasel: [singing with other animatronics] Play, play, play every night and day.
Liv: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. What are you doing?
Chris: Hey, what the hell, man?
Liv: What are you… dude!
Willy Weasel: [singing with other animatronics] We’re all Friends. We like to sing.
Chris: Put her down, okay?
[The Janitor releases her]
Liv: I’m trying to help you, you dumbass! Seriously? I’m trying to help him understand that he’s gonna die in here, but he won’t listen to me.
Willy Weasel: [singing with other animatronics] Sing, sing, sing. It’s a wonderful thing!
Aaron: Wait a second. Wasn’t there eight of them?
[Everyone turns to the six remaining animatronics]
Willy Weasel: [singing with other animatronics] We’re all friends. We like to run.
Aaron: Oh, that’s badass.
[All of Liv Hawthorne's friends are on the roof]
Chris : We go in, fast, we split up, and as soon as we find Liv and this janitor dude, we’re out.
Aaron : Hmm.
Chris : What, Aaron?
Aaron : We just don’t need any more Batman bullshit, all right?
Chris : Okay. Thank you. Yeah, I know. It’s only going to make it less safe for everyone else.
Dan : You mean kinda like Liv just did?
Chris : Excuse me?
Aaron : Say what you gotta say.
Bob : Speak up. Now’s the time, Dan. You ain’t gonna say it?
Chris : Do you guys have something in mind?
Bob : Hell, yeah, we do. Everything you telling us not to do, that’s exactly what your dream girl got us up here doing. And now we probably all getting **** up because of it.
Kathy : Bobby.
Bob : What? Am I lying? No, I’m not. It’s the truth.
Chris : Fine. I’ll just go myself.
Bob : Oh, whatever, Chris. When are you getting it through your thick-ass skull, huh? Kissing that ass ain’t gonna get you that ass, playboy. It’ll more than likely get you killed, and ain’t nobody, [to Kathy] except for you, baby, [to Chris] worth none of this bullshit you got us up here doing. So you know what? I’m out this bitch. [to Kathy] Baby, let’s go.
[Chris attacks Bob. They fight]
Aaron : No, Chris! Chris!
Bob : Oh, shit!
[Chris screams as the roof caves in. He and Bob fall through the roof into the ball pit]
Kathy : Bobby!
[All scream as the roof caves in. They fall through the roof into the ball pit. Chris groans]
Bob : God damn!
Chris : Everybody okay?
Aaron : Yeah.
Chris : Nice of you guys to join us.
Liv : [enters the dining area] Wait, what are you guys doing here?
Chris : Oh, my God. Liv, you’re alive.
Liv : I thought we all agreed you were supposed to stay outside and help us find a way out.
Chris : Yeah, uh…
Liv : Now, how the hell are we supposed to get out of here?
Chris : I tried to keep ’em on the roof, but they wouldn’t listen.
Bob : It’s your fault we were on the roof.
Chris : It’s my fault?
Bob : It was your fault.
Willy Weasel : [singing with other animatronics] We’re all friends. We like to play.
Liv : Guys, guys, it’s happening. It’s happening now. [walking up to Siren Sara] Oh, that’s the nasty bitch that tried to kill me.
Chris : Liv.
[Liv attempts stab Siren Sara in the face with her pocket knife, but the Janitor grabs her]
Willy Weasel : [singing with other animatronics] Play, play, play every night and day.
Liv : Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. What are you doing?
Chris : Hey, what the hell, man?
Liv : What are you… dude!
Willy Weasel : [singing with other animatronics] We’re all Friends. We like to sing.
Chris : Put her down, okay?
[The Janitor releases her]
Liv : I’m trying to help you, you dumbass! Seriously? I’m trying to help him understand that he’s gonna die in here, but he won’t listen to me.
Willy Weasel : [singing with other animatronics] Sing, sing, sing. It’s a wonderful thing!
Aaron : Wait a second. Wasn’t there eight of them?
[Everyone turns to the six remaining animatronics]
Willy Weasel : [singing with other animatronics] We’re all friends. We like to run.
Aaron : Oh, that’s badass.
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