Transformers (2007) quotes

View Quote Hey, Mammy! [his mother flips him off] Oh, don't be like that! If I had a rock, I'd bust your head, bitch. See, she deaf. [laughs obnoxiously]

View Quote Humans don't deserve to live!

View Quote No sacrifice, no victory. (The Witwicky family motto)

View Quote [Sam asks the Autobots to keep quiet]
Optimus Prime: Autobots, fall back.
[The Autobots move away from the house]
Ratchet: Move!
Ironhide: Get away!
Optimus Prime: What's the matter with you?! Can't you be quiet? He wants us to be quiet!
Ratchet: [runs into the powerline] OW!! [siren goes off, trips and falls; the house starts shaking]
Ron Witwicky: Earthquake! Move, move, move, MOVE!! Earthquake! Judy, get under the table! Move it! Duck and cover, right now!
Judy Witwicty: [not moving] How did you get over there so fast??
Ratchet: [slightly giddy] Wow, that was tingly! [tries to get up, strains] You got to try that!
Ironhide: [sarcastically] Yeah, that looks fun.

View Quote Starscream: I live to serve you, Lord Megatron!

View Quote [seeing his car transform for the first time] Oh my God... [talking into phone] My name is Sam Witwicky. Whoever finds this, my car is alive, okay. [holds up phone briefly to show Bumblebee] You see all that? If these are my last words on Earth, I just want to say that Mom, Dad, I love you and if you find Busty Beauties under my bed, it wasn't mine, I'm holding it for Miles. No, no, wait that's—Okay, that's not true. It's mine; Uncle Charles gave it to me. I'm sorry. Mojo, I love you.

View Quote [Bumblebee is driving Sam and Mikaela through a tunnel]
Mikaela Banes: This car's a pretty good driver.
Sam Witwicky: Why don't you go sit in that seat there? [motions to the driver's seat]
Mikaela Banes: I'm not gonna sit in that seat, he's driving.
Sam Witwicky: Yeah. You're right. You know, maybe you should sit on my lap.
Mikaela Banes: Why?
Sam Witwicky: Well-I-I have the only seatbelt here. You know, safety first.
Mikaela Banes: Yeah, alright. [climbs onto Sam's lap]
Sam Witwicky: See? That's better.
Mikaela Banes: You know, that seat belt thing was a pretty smooth move.

View Quote Hey, Manny! Get your cousin out of that damn clown suit, he's gonna have a heat stroke again... scaring white folks.

View Quote [lying on the ground - some humans are near him] Disgusting! [flicks one of them away, causing him to hit a nearby car]

View Quote Tech Sgt. Epps: [radioing to a lone F-22 flying overhead] Raptor, Raptor, do you copy? We have you visual. Green smoke is the mark, provide air cover and vector Black Hawks for extraction.
[The F-22, guided by the smoke, turns and head for them, but there's no answer]
Ironhide: [transforms] It's Starscream!
Tech Sgt. Epps: Please tell me you copy...
Ironhide: Back up, take cover! Bumblebee...!
[With Bumblebee's help, Ironhide grabs a truck and uses it as a shield as Starscream comes closer]
Capt. Lennox: Oh no, no, no, no, MOVE!
Ironhide: Back up! Back up! Incoming!
Capt. Lennox: Retreat, fall back!
[Starscream strafes the ground, blasting everyone to the ground]
Capt. Lennox: What the hell was that?
Tech Sgt. Epps: What are you talking about?
Capt. Lennox: What do you mean, what am I talking about? They shot at us!
Tech Sgt. Epps: F-22 pilots would never fly below buildings! That's alien! That ain't friendly!

View Quote Sam Witwicky: What is Sector 7? Answer me!
Agent Simmons: I'm the one who asks questions around here. Not you, young man!
Mikaela Banes: How did you know about the aliens?
Sam Witwicky: Where did you take my parents?
Agent Simmons: I am not at liberty to discuss this. [Sam takes his ID] Hey, you touch me, that's a federal offense.
Sam Witwicky: "Do whatever you want and get away with it badge", right?
Agent Simmons: Great, brave now all of a sudden with all of your alien friends here.
Sam Witwicky: Where's Sector 7?!
Agent Simmons: [sneers] Wouldn't you like to know?
[Behind him, Bumblebee pops an oil filter and leaks lubricant on Simmons]
Agent Simmons: HEY!!
Optimus Prime: Bumblebee, stop lubricating the man!
Agent Simmons: Get that thing to stop, huh?!

View Quote [to Mikaela] I hope I didn't get you stranded or anything. You sure? So listen, I was wondering if I could ride you home. I mean, give you a ride home in my car, to your house.

View Quote [Introduction to Sam] My name is Optimus Prime. We are autonomous robotic organisms from the planet Cybertron.

View Quote News Reporter: Can you shed any light on the recent, so-called alien activity in this area?
Judy Witwicky: Do you know what? I think that if there really was some sort of alien infestation...
Ron Witwicky: [fondling Mojo] Yeah. They, the government, would be the first to let you know.
Judy Witwicky: The government would let us know.
Ron Witwicky: Yeah. I mean, this is America.
Judy Witwicky: You know, that's how we live in a free land, there are no secrets. They'd say "Hey! Duck and cover!" Your head is kind of a different size that it is on television.

View Quote [to Mikaela, wondering if Sam thinks she is "shallow"] I think there's a lot more than meets the eye with you. [after she gets out] "More than meets the eye with you"... that's a stupid line. [to himself] Oh my God, I love my car.