Transformers (2007) quotes

View Quote Sam Witwicky: What is Sector 7? Answer me!
Agent Simmons: I'm the one who asks questions around here. Not you, young man!
Mikaela Banes: How did you know about the aliens?
Sam Witwicky: Where did you take my parents?
Agent Simmons: I am not at liberty to discuss this. [Sam takes his ID] Hey, you touch me, that's a federal offense.
Sam Witwicky: "Do whatever you want and get away with it badge", right?
Agent Simmons: Great, brave now all of a sudden with all of your alien friends here.
Sam Witwicky: Where's Sector 7?!
Agent Simmons: [sneers] Wouldn't you like to know?
[Behind him, Bumblebee pops an oil filter and leaks lubricant on Simmons]
Agent Simmons: HEY!!
Optimus Prime: Bumblebee, stop lubricating the man!
Agent Simmons: Get that thing to stop, huh?!

View Quote See, now you pissed him off. That car is sensitive. I mean, $4,000 just drove away. [When Mikaela calls Bumblebee a "piece of crap Camaro"]

View Quote [Introduction to Sam] My name is Optimus Prime. We are autonomous robotic organisms from the planet Cybertron.

View Quote It's a robot. You know, like a super advanced robot. It's probably Japanese. [pause] It's definitely Japanese.

View Quote No, I want two! [tears Jazz in half]

View Quote [Keller enters the FBI interrogation room]
Maggie Madsen: What's going on?
John Keller: You're coming with me. You're going to be my advisor.
Glen Whitmann: Me too?
John Keller: Who's this?
Maggie Madsen: He's... my advisor.
John Keller: He comes too.

View Quote Are we talking about... an invasion?

View Quote DECEPTICONS, ATTACK!

View Quote [Sector 7 agents and the special forces are in a Mexican standoff after Sam demands the return of Bumblebee]
Agent Simmons: There's an alien war going on, and you wanna start shooting?!
Capt. Lennox: We didn't ask to be here.
Agent Simmons: I'm ordering you under S7 executive jurisdiction!
Tech Sgt. Epps: S7 don't exist!
Capt. Lennox: Yeah, and we don't take orders from people who don't exist!
Agent Simmons: I'm gonna count to five.
Capt. Lennox: I'm gonna count to three. [grabs Simmons by the collar and shoves the muzzle of his pistol into the Sector 7 agent's chest]
John Keller: SIMMONS!
Agent Simmons: Yeah?
John Keller: I'd do as he says. Losing's really not an option for these guys.
Agent Simmons: [to Lennox] Okay, okay. You want to lay the fate of the world on the kid's Camaro? That's cool.

View Quote Bumblebee: [through his radio] Message from Starfleet, Captain. Let's get to it!
Capt. Lennox: He's right. If we stay here, we're screwed with Megatron in the other hanger. Mission City is 22 miles away. We're going to sneak that Cube out of here and hide it somewhere in the city.
John Keller: Good, right!
Capt. Lennox: But we cannot make a stand without the Air Force.
John Keller: This place must have some sort of radio link.
Agent Simmons: Yes!
John Keller: Short wave, CB.
Agent Simmons: Right, yes!
Capt. Lennox: [to Keller] Sir, you're going to have to find some way to get word out of them. Let's move!
Agent Simmons: [to Keller] In the alien archives, sir! There's an old Army radio console!
John Keller: Will it work?
Agent Simmons: Anything's possible! Did you see that...?

View Quote Sam, I do not like footprints on my grass!

View Quote [growls] You fail me yet again, Starscream. GET THEM!

View Quote [Sam and Mikaela's search for the glasses are continually interrupted by Sam's parents]
Ironhide: [brandishing his arm-cannons] The parents are very irritating.
Ratchet: [trying to calm him] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
Ironhide: Can I take them out?
Optimus Prime: Ironhide, you know we don't harm humans! What is with you?!
Ironhide: Well, I'm just saying, we could... it's an option.

View Quote [seeing Barricade transform right in front of him] Oh God, NO!!! Oh shit, oh shit, oh God, OH SHIT!!! [when being chased by Barricade]

View Quote [Sam is courting Mikaela]
Sam Witwicky: I hope I didn't get you stranded or anything. You sure? So listen, I was wondering if I could ride you home. I mean, give you a ride home in my car, to your house. [Mikaela enters the car]
Mikaela Banes: [to herself] ...I can't believe that I'm here right now.
Sam Witwicky: You can duck down if you want. I mean, it won't hurt my feelings.
Mikaela Banes: No, no, it's not you. It's just that I'm here in this situation... I'm always in the same situation, and I don't know... I just have a weakness for hot guys with tight abs and really big arms.
Sam Witwicky: [confused] Big arms?