Transformers (2007) quotes

View Quote Sheriff: [to Sam, annoyed] Are you eyeballing my piece, Fifty Cent? You wanna go? [leans over to Sam] Make something happen, do it. 'Cause, I promise you, [hovering right over Sam] I will bust you up.

View Quote Bobby Bolivia, just like the country, except without the runs.

View Quote Bobby Boliva: How can I help you, gentlemen?
Ron Witwicky: My son. Looking to buy his first car.
Bobby Boliva: [to Sam] You come to see me?
Sam Witwicky: [quietly] I had to.
Bobby Boliva: That practically makes us family. Uncle Bobby B, baby. [shakes hands with Sam] Uncle Bobby B. [smiles]

View Quote Glen's Cousin: [being chased by police officers] I'm just the cousin, I'M JUST THE COUSIN!!! [Police officer tackles him into the swimming pool]

View Quote Blackout: [in Cybertronian] All hail Megatron!

View Quote Is it fear or courage that compels you, fleshling?

View Quote Fat Guy With Camera: [when Ratchet's protoform hits the ground] This is the coolest thing I've ever seen—explosions everywhere; this is easily a hundred times cooler than Armageddon, I swear to God!!

View Quote Kid In Car: [watching Bonecrusher and Optimus Prime fight] Cool, Mom!!

View Quote Manny's Cousin: I'm hot! Make-up's melting! Hurts my eyes!

View Quote Miles: [to Sam about Mikaela] She's an evil jock concubine, man. Let her hitchhike.

View Quote Little Girl: [Ironhide] Excuse me, are you the tooth fairy?

View Quote Tech Sgt. Epps: [radioing to a lone F-22 flying overhead] Raptor, Raptor, do you copy? We have you visual. Green smoke is the mark, provide air cover and vector Black Hawks for extraction.
[The F-22, guided by the smoke, turns and head for them, but there's no answer]
Ironhide: [transforms] It's Starscream!
Tech Sgt. Epps: Please tell me you copy...
Ironhide: Back up, take cover! Bumblebee...!
[With Bumblebee's help, Ironhide grabs a truck and uses it as a shield as Starscream comes closer]
Capt. Lennox: Oh no, no, no, no, MOVE!
Ironhide: Back up! Back up! Incoming!
Capt. Lennox: Retreat, fall back!
[Starscream strafes the ground, blasting everyone to the ground]
Capt. Lennox: What the hell was that?
Tech Sgt. Epps: What are you talking about?
Capt. Lennox: What do you mean, what am I talking about? They shot at us!
Tech Sgt. Epps: F-22 pilots would never fly below buildings! That's alien! That ain't friendly!

View Quote Hey, Mammy! [his mother flips him off] Oh, don't be like that! If I had a rock, I'd bust your head, bitch. See, she deaf. [laughs obnoxiously]

View Quote The signal pattern is learning on its own, it's evolving. And you need to move past Fourier transfers, and start thinking quantum mechanics.

View Quote Megatron: Is it fear or courage that compels you, fleshling?
Sam Witwicky: [terrified] Oh my God... Where do I go?
Megatron: Give me the Allspark, and you may live to be my pet.
Sam Witwicky: [still making a stand] I'M NEVER GIVING YOU THIS ALL SPARK!
Megatron: Oh, so unwise...
[With a roar, Megatron pulls out a flair from his arm and smashes the rooftop, sending a screaming Sam plummeting towards the ground]
Optimus Prime: [grabbing Sam] I got you, boy! Hold on to the Cube!
[Prime leaps down, but Megatron grabs him, and all three tumble down into the street]