Transformers (2007) quotes

View Quote Glen's Cousin: [being chased by police officers] I'm just the cousin, I'M JUST THE COUSIN!!! [Police officer tackles him into the swimming pool]

View Quote Fat Guy With Camera: [when Ratchet's protoform hits the ground] This is the coolest thing I've ever seen—explosions everywhere; this is easily a hundred times cooler than Armageddon, I swear to God!!

View Quote Kid In Car: [watching Bonecrusher and Optimus Prime fight] Cool, Mom!!

View Quote Manny's Cousin: I'm hot! Make-up's melting! Hurts my eyes!

View Quote Blackout: [in Cybertronian] All hail Megatron!

View Quote Chief Warrant Officer Jorge "Fig" Figueroa: After sixteen months of this…can't wait to have a taste of home. A plate of mama's alligators etouff?.
USAF Tech Sgt. Robert Epps: You've been talking about barbecued 'gators and crickets for the past few weeks. I'm never going to your mother's house Fig, I promise you!
CWO Figueroa: Bobby, alligators are known to have the most succulent meat.
Tech Sgt. Epps: I understand.
[Figueroa goes into rapid Spanish, while Epps mimics him]
Tech Sgt. Epps: English. English, please.
Capt. William Lennox: I mean, how many times do we have to tell you? We don't speak Spanish.
CWO Figueroa: Why d'you have to ruin it for me, man? It's my heritage— [lapses back into Spanish]
Capt. Lennox: Fine…go with the Spanish.
Sergeant First Class Donnelly: Hey, remember weekends? The Sox at Fenway; a cold hot dog and a flat beer.
CWO Figueroa: Perfect day. [to Lennox] What about you, Captain? You got a perfect day?
Capt. Lennox: I just want to hold my baby girl for the first time.
[The other soldiers respond with gently-mocking "awwws" and "he's adorable"]
Capt. Lennox: Shut up!

View Quote Ron Witwicky: I've got a little surprise for you, son. [drives towards a Porsche dealer] Yep, a little surprise.
Sam Witwicky: No, no, no, NO!! Dad! Oh, you've got to be kidding me!
Ron Witwicky: Yeah, I am. [drives past Porsche dealer] You're not getting a Porsche!
Sam Witwicky: [offended look] You think that's funny?
Ron Witwicky: Yeah, I think it's funny.
Sam Witwicky: What's wrong with you?!
Ron Witwicky: What, did you really think I'd get you a Porsche? For your first car?
Sam Witwicky: I don't wanna talk to you for the rest of the day. [Ron chuckles]

View Quote Sam Witwicky: [in a used car showroom] Okay, let me explain something to you. You ever seen The 40-Year-Old Virgin?
Ron Witwicky: Yeah...
Sam Witwicky: Well, that... [points to a car] is what it is, and this [points to another car] is the 50-year-old virgin. Do you want me to live that life?

View Quote Bobby Boliva: How can I help you, gentlemen?
Ron Witwicky: My son. Looking to buy his first car.
Bobby Boliva: [to Sam] You come to see me?
Sam Witwicky: [quietly] I had to.
Bobby Boliva: That practically makes us family. Uncle Bobby B, baby. [shakes hands with Sam] Uncle Bobby B. [smiles]

View Quote [Captain Lennox is trying to call the Pentagon while his men fight Scorponok]
Capt. Lennox: NO, I DON'T HAVE A CREDIT CARD!!
International Operator: [bored] Sir, the attitude isn't going to speed things up any bit at all. I'm going to ask you to speak into the mouthpiece very clearly.
Capt. Lennox: I'm in the middle of a WAR! This is friggin' ridiculous!! [Runs over to Epps] I need a credit card! Epps, where's your wallet?
Tech Sgt. Epps: Pocket!!
Capt. Lennox: Which pocket?!
Tech Sgt. Epps: MY BACK POCKET!!!
Capt. Lennox: You've got ten back pockets!!!
Tech Sgt. Epps: LEFT CHEEK!!! LEFT CHEEK!!! LEFT CHEEK!!!
. . .
Capt. Lennox: Okay, it's a Visa.
International Operator: Also, sir, have you heard about our Premium Plus full service call package?
Capt. Lennox: NO, I DON'T WANT A PREMIUM PACKAGE!!! Epps, Pentagon!

View Quote Trent: So, what are you guys doing here?
Sam Witwkcky: [looking at the tree Miles climbing] We're here to climb this tree.
Trent: I can see, it looks... it looks fun. You know, I thought I recognized you. You tried out for the football team last year, right?
Sam Witwicky: Oh, no, no, that... That wasn't like a real try-out. I was researching a book I was writing?
Trent: Oh, yeah?
Sam Witwicky: Yeah!
Trent: Yeah? What's it about? Sucking at sports?
Sam Witwicky: [laughs a little] No, it's about the link between brain damage and football.
[Trent looks really angry, while Mikaela hides a smile]
Sam Witwicky: [nods head] No, it's a good book, your friends will love it. You know, it's got mazes in it, you know, little coloring areas, sections, pop-up pictures... it's a lot of fun.
Trent: That's funny.

View Quote [Sam is courting Mikaela]
Sam Witwicky: I hope I didn't get you stranded or anything. You sure? So listen, I was wondering if I could ride you home. I mean, give you a ride home in my car, to your house. [Mikaela enters the car]
Mikaela Banes: [to herself] ...I can't believe that I'm here right now.
Sam Witwicky: You can duck down if you want. I mean, it won't hurt my feelings.
Mikaela Banes: No, no, it's not you. It's just that I'm here in this situation... I'm always in the same situation, and I don't know... I just have a weakness for hot guys with tight abs and really big arms.
Sam Witwicky: [confused] Big arms?

View Quote Mikaela Banes: Whoa, nice headers. You've got a high-rise double-pump carburetor. That's... that's pretty impressive, Sam.
Sam Witwicky: Double-pump?
Mikaela Banes: It squirts the fuel in so you can go faster.
Sam Witwicky: Oh... I like to go faster.
Mikaela Banes: And your distributor cap's a little loose.
Sam Witwicky: Yeah? How'd you know that?
Mikaela Banes: My dad, he was a real grease monkey. He taught me all about this. I could take it all apart, clean it, and then put it back together.
Sam Witwicky: That's weird; I just wouldn't peg you for mechanical.
Mikaela Banes: Well, you know, I don't really broadcast it. Guys don't like it when you know more about cars than they do. Especially not Trent; he hates it. [winks at Sam]
Sam Witwicky: Yeah, I'm cool with, you know, females working on my engine. I prefer it actually.

View Quote Sam Witwicky: Look, I can't be any clearer than how crystal clear I am being. It just stood up.
Sheriff: It just stood up? Wow, that's really neat. [hands Sam a container and a tissue] Okay, cheify, time to filler up. And no drippy-drippy. What're you rolling? Whippets, goofballs, a little wowie sauce with the boys.
Sam Witwicky: No, I'm not on any drugs.
Sheriff: What's these? [shows Sam his dog's pain pills] Found it in your pocket, "Mojo". Is this what the kids are doing now? A little bit of Mojo.
Sam Witwicky: Those are my dog's pain pills.
Ron Witwicky: You know, a Chihuahua. A little...
Sheriff: [getting annoyed, rolls his eyes] What was that?
Sam Witwicky: Hmm?
Sheriff: You eyeballing my piece, Fifty Cent? You wanna go? [leans over to Sam] Make something happen, do it. 'Cause, I promise you, [hovering right over Sam] I will bust you up.
Sam Witwicky: [whispers] Are you on drugs?

View Quote [Sam has flipped over his mother's bike]
Mikaela Banes: That was, uh…that was really awesome.
Sam Witwicky: Well...it felt awesome.
Mikaela Banes: Are you okay?
Sam Witwicky: No, I'm not okay, all right? I'm losin' my mind a little bit. Gettin' chased by my car right now, gotta go!