Sam Witwicky
Look, I can't be any clearer than how crystal clear I am being. It just stood up.
Sheriff
It just stood up? Wow, that's really neat. [hands Sam a container and a tissue] Okay, cheify, time to filler up. And no drippy-drippy. What're you rolling? Whippets, goofballs, a little wowie sauce with the boys.
Sam Witwicky
No, I'm not on any drugs.
Sheriff
What's these? [shows Sam his dog's pain pills] Found it in your pocket, "Mojo". Is this what the kids are doing now? A little bit of Mojo.
Sam Witwicky
Those are my dog's pain pills.
Ron Witwicky
You know, a Chihuahua. A little...
Sheriff
[getting annoyed, rolls his eyes]
What was that?
Sam Witwicky
Hmm?
Sheriff
You eyeballing my piece, Fifty Cent? You wanna go? [leans over to Sam] Make something happen, do it. 'Cause, I promise you, [hovering right over Sam] I will bust you up.
