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Billy Ray Valentine quotes

[while acting blind and legless] Hey, baby, what's happening? How are ya doing? Once you have a man with no legs, you never go back, baby. I know what you're thinkin'. You seen "Porgy and Bess"? [the woman begins to walk away] We can make it, baby! Me and you!... You BITCH!

[after demonstrating some fake karate moves while in jail] That's called the "quart of blood" technique. You do that, a quart of blood will drop out of a man's body.

[watching cops subduing an unruly suspect] May I suggest using your night stick officer?

When I was growing up, if we wanted a Jacuzzi, we had to fart in the tub.

Hey that's the motherf- I mean... that's the gentleman that had me busted.

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