James Franco
Earthquakes cause tsunamis.
Seth Rogen
Yes.
James Franco
Tsunamis cause other tsunamis, disaster.
Danny McBride
I mean for all we know, the **** Lakers could’ve just won and that’s the reason why all this is happening.
Seth Rogen
Hole in Franco’s front yard? Sinkhole. Every single time I turn on the news, sinkhole in South America, bunch of South Americans getting sucked into the ground.
Jonah Hill
Sinkhole de Mayo.
Seth Rogen
Sinkhole de Mayo. That’s why it’s named that, because sinkholes happen in the summertime.
Jay Baruchel
It’s not wildfires, it’s not earthquakes, it’s not sinkholes. I think I know what it is.
Craig Robinson
Let’s hear it.
Jay Baruchel
I think it’s the Apocalypse.
James Franco
What?
Jay Baruchel
I’m serious, boys. [holds up a Bible] It’s all here, in the book of Revelations.
James Franco
You took my Bible?
Jay Baruchel
Well, just hear me out, and you tell me that what I’m describing isn’t what’s going on right now. [starts reading the Bible] “And the skies shall open up and the light of the Lord shall shine down and those of good heart shall be brought into my kingdom of heaven.” That’s the Rapture, those are the gigantic beams of blue light. “And there will be a great mountain burning in fire.” I mean the Hollywood Hills are literally engulfed in flames as we sit here right now.
Craig Robinson
The Hollywood Hills ain’t no mountain, it’s a hill. Takes about 10 minutes to get across that mother****er with no traffic.
James Franco
Coldwater.
Seth Rogen
I take Laurel Canyon.
Jonah Hill
Cahuegna.
Danny McBride
I usually cup down Barham.
Jay Baruchel
Boys, can I just fricking finish?
Craig Robinson
I love Laurel Canyon.
Jay Baruchel
“And out of the pit rose a great red dragon having seven heads, that old serpent called the devil and Satan, which deceiveth the whole world, was released onto the Earth.”
Craig Robinson
I love that dude. He’s from Where the Wild Things Are.
James Franco
It’s a load of bullshit.
Jay Baruchel
It’s not bullshit.
James Franco
You wanna know something else, Jay? If this is the end of the world and all the good people died, what you’re saying is, Seth, me, Jonah, Craig and Danny are a bunch of assholes.
Craig Robinson
I’m straight-up lovable, son.
James Franco
And if this is really the Apocalypse, you’re here too. So that means you’re just as shitty as the rest of us. Doesn’t feel too good, does it?
