Danny McBride
Franco! Good morning, sunshine!
James Franco
Guys, guys, wake up! Danny’s alive! He’s eating all the **** food!
Jonah Hill
Danny!
Danny McBride
No, it’s cool, man. I **** made this for you guys!
Seth Rogen
Stop eating!
Jay Baruchel
Don’t eat another piece of bacon!
Danny McBride
Guys just chill the **** out, okay? I’m sure the Green Goblin can **** afford some more bacon.
Craig Robinson
Dude, that shit’s supposed to last us ‘till we get rescued!
Danny McBride
Wait a second. I know what happened. You guys dropped acid, didn’t you? Mm-hmm. Craig doesn’t have any pants on. He got **** wild, probably danced and sweated all over the place. You got white shit all over your mouth, Franco. You probably sucked somebody’s dick. Jonah over here probably washed and jerked off. Jay, I didn’t even know you were in town. Good to see you.
Seth Rogen
Danny, we’re not on acid! We didn’t suck each other’s dicks!
Danny McBride
James Franco didn’t suck any dick last night? Now I know you all are tripping.
Seth Rogen
Do you actually not know what happened last night?
Jonah Hill
Daniel, you may want to stay seated for a second. Some really messed up stuff happened, and there were a lot of fatalities.
Danny McBride
Oh, really? You’re putting your serious voice on, Jonah? Okay tell me about these "fatalities."
Craig Robinson
Dude, Segel’s dead, Krumholtz is dead, Michael Cera’s dead.
Danny McBride
Guess if Michael Cera’s gone, it’s not a total loss, huh? [laughing]
Jay Baruchel
Jesus, Danny!
Danny McBride
Michael Cera’s dead.
Jay Baruchel
It’s not like that.
James Franco
It’s not funny, man. It’s really not funny.
Danny McBride
Seth, that’s a better performance than you’ve given in your last six movies. Where the **** was that in Green Hornet, huh? Jonah, you’re **** sucking balls. You’re an Academy award nominated person. You need to be **** selling that shit, dude. "Fatalities, there were some fatalities."
Jonah Hill
Fatalities.
Danny McBride
Okay, now that was good. That was good.
Seth Rogen
Does it seem like we’re **** joking?
