[Peter Parker: MJ, I–]
"–Am Spider-Man." [Peter Parker: What?] That's what you were gonna say, that you're Spider-Man.
Peter Parker / Spider-Man
Tom Holland · 10 quotes
Quentin Beck / Mysterio
Jake Gyllenhaal · 6 quotes
Harold "Happy" Hogan
Jon Favreau · 5 quotes
Talos
5 quotes
Michelle "MJ" Jones
Zendaya · 4 quotes
Betty Brant
Angourie Rice · 3 quotes
E.D.I.T.H.
Dawn Michelle King · 3 quotes
Eugene "Flash" Thompson
Tony Revolori · 3 quotes
Brad Davis
Remy Hii · 2 quotes
J. Jonah Jameson
J.K. Simmons · 2 quotes
Jason Ionello
Jorge Lendeborg Jr. · 2 quotes
Julius Dell
JB Smoove · 2 quotes
May Parker
Marisa Tomei · 2 quotes
Ned Leeds
Jacob Batalon · 2 quotes
Nick Fury
Samuel L. Jackson · 2 quotes
Roger Harrington
Martin Starr · 2 quotes
Soren / "Maria Hill"
2 quotes
Seamstress
Toni Garrn · 1 quote
Most scenes together: Peter Parker / Spider-Man & Harold "Happy" Hogan (2)
Spider-Man: Far from Home quotes
Page 2 of 4[To MJ after she finds out Spider-Man's identity]
So you know too. It's cool. Um, I mean, I've known first and I've known longer, but it's not a competition.
Did I tell you how my wife pretended to blip out? Turns out she ran off with a guy in her hiking group. We had a fake funeral for her and everything. Well, the funeral was real. 'Cause we thought she was really dead.
E.D.I.T.H. stands for "Even Dead, I'm the Hero." Tony loved his acronyms. [Peter Parker: Yeah, he did.]
Everywhere I go, I see his face. And the whole world is asking who's gonna be the next Iron Man. I don't know if that's me, Happy. I'm not Iron Man.
Hungry? [Throws a banana at Peter which hits him in the face] Oh, so sorry. I thought that you could sense that with your Peter-Tingle. [Peter Parker: Please do not start calling it my "Peter-Tingle".]
I don't think you know what's real, Peter. You need to wake up! I mean, look at yourself. You are just a scared little kid in a sweatsuit! I created Mysterio to give the world someone to believe in! I control the truth! Mysterio is the truth! If you were good enough, maybe Tony would still be alive. Deep down, you know I'm right. You made your choice, and all you had to do was step aside. And now you have– [Gets shot in the back by Fury]
I have a fake ID, and I've never even used it!
I post stupid videos daily for people to like me! [Happy Hogan: Hey, if it wasn't for those stupid videos, Spider-Man would've never found you.] Spider-Man– Spider-Man follows me?! I saved us, guys!
I think Nick Fury just hijacked our summer vacation.
I used to know everything. Then I come back five years later, and now I know nothing. No intel, no team, and a high school kid is dodging my calls.
I wasted my life playing video games, and we're gonna die!
I'm in love with Spider-Man's aunt! [The other kids shoot him a "WTF" expression.] We're sharing, right?
I've kept my identity pretty guarded these past couple of years. I've faced a lot of deception, and I'm tired of the lies. So it's time for the truth to be out there. Are you dating?
IF YOU SAVED US, THEN WHY ARE WE ABOUT TO DIE?! [Ned & Betty: MJ!] [Happy Hogan: Stop it!] I'm sorry, okay?! I'm just– I'm obsessed with telling the truth even if it hurts other people's feelings!