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JB Smoove movie quotes

12 quotes from 3 movies
JB Smoove
Trucky

It was incredible! Only the third time a man had been mauled by a gorilla at that steel mill!

Trucky

He was rejuvenated. You hear that? Rejuvenated. He was juvenated before, lost it... and got juvenated again. Rejuvenated!

Trucky

You can't hurt a ho with a belt... they like that shit.

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Hackus
[As he, Gargamel, Vexy and Smurfette roll through Paris on the loose Ferris Wheel]

Best ride ever! [To Gargamel] Smurfette's fun, huh?! [Gargamel gives a thumbs-up, while screaming in fright]

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Julius Dell

We came for science, we're leaving because of witches. Welcome to the new Dark Ages.

[At St. Pancras International, Harrington, Dell, and the students are walking.]

Okay, guys, the company set up a city tour, and then we'll grab a bite, and head to the airport.

[Brad takes off his sunglasses and stops walking.]

Is no one else gonna acknowledge how crazy this is?

Dell
[Harrington, Dell, and the students stop walking and turn to Brad.]

Oh, yeah, I get it. There's been nothing scientific about this science tour at all.

No, no, no. I'm talking about Peter. Has no one else here noticed how shady he is? Because I saw in the back room of a rest stop with some woman in his underwear, and he's always sneaking away, like back at the opera, huh? And now what, he's suddenly off the trip, like, with his family in Berlin? Is no one else here interested in the truth?

MJ
[Ned starts to speak up, but MJ stops him.]

"The very concept of objective truth is fading out of the world."

George Orwell. Thank you, MJ.

MJ

Yeah, well, I mean, since Peter's not really here to tell his truth, what about you, Brad? Why do you think it's cool to take pictures of people in the bathroom?

[Holding his smartphone]

Yeah, dude. What's that about?

No, no, no. It wasn't like that. It was– I was trying to take a–

Let's just put all this craziness behind us and have a nice, peaceful afternoon. "Sounds great, Mr. Harrington." said the class. Okay.

Dell
[As Harrington and the class walk away, Dell turns to Brad.]

I'm gonna be a cool teacher right now. You gotta stop doing that, okay? It is weird. No more photos in the bathroom. Urinal or stalls, okay?

[Brad wipes his nose. Harrington, Dell, and the students approach a double-decker bus where Guterman is waiting.]

Look at this, guys.

Guterman

Mr. Harrington, this is your bus.

We got a bus all to ourselves.

Guterman

Nice to see you all. Come along.

Guterman
[Harrington and a student give Guterman their bags. Guterman takes them. While Harrington, Dell, and the students get into the bus, Guterman talks to Beck on his earpiece communicator.]

I have the kids.