Hackus Hackus dizzy.
Voiced by JB Smoove 
The Smurfs 2 (2013) · 44 quotes
The Smurfs 2 (2013) · 44 quotes
Tied for 5th most-quoted character in The Smurfs 2 (2013): in 5 of its 44 quotes
Most scenes with: Smurfette (2), Vexy (2)
Best ride ever! [To Gargamel] Smurfette's fun, huh?! [Gargamel gives a thumbs-up, while screaming in fright]
More lines from Hackus
2 quotes Hackus Hackus Where's Smurfette? Where's Smurfette?
Scenes with Hackus
2 scenes
[Smurfette wakes up from her nightmare and she starts to cry. Papa rushes in.]
Smurfette, are you okay?
Oh, Papa.
Papa, every year on my birthday, I have these horrible dreams about where I come from and it... it makes me wonder who I really am.
And every year, I remind you - it doesn't matter where you came from, what matters is who you choose to be.
Really?
Oh, don't take this old smurf's word for it. Go out there and see for yourself. This is where you belong.
Father? It's feeding time.
Hackus [wearily]
Hackus dizzy.
Oh, yes, I almost forgot. Apparently, I have to keep you alive. I hope you both appreciate what a tremendous burden this is upon me. [feeds Vexy and Hackus drops of Smurf essence] All right, mind your manners.
Thank you.
If you were real Smurfs, I'd be taking essence from you. [pause] I didn't hear a "thank you".
All right, Smurfs, listen up. I saved enough grotto water from the last blue moon for just such an occasion. I was able to smurf it into smurfportation crystals.
Brainy Smurf
So you don't need a portal. Very clever, Papa.
Smurf-xactly. These will take us directly to Master Winslow's mushroom.
Yeah, Patrick and Grace helped us the last time we smurfed through the portal.
[Clumsy, Grouchy and Vanity are magically transported to New York, after accidentally swallowing the smurfportation crystals.]
This was supposed to be Hefty.
Sorry, my bad.
Ugh, I get so puffy when I travel.
[The Smurfs climb up a rope during Gargamel's magic show.]
Oh, I bet my glutes look great climbing up this rope. Grouchy, take a look.
I hate my life.
[Victor, Patrick and Blue walk out of the theater; Victor has been turned into a duck by Gargamel.]
What are you so cross about? I'm the duck!
Patrick You always barge in and ruin everything. You're like a walking disaster!
Hey, look me in the eyes and say that!
Patrick I can't.
That's right, because it's not true!
Patrick No I can't, because your eyes are on the sides of your head!
Ack! All the better for me to see your disrespect! [notices two people staring at him] What are you looking at?
Patrick [to Victor]
Hurry up.
Leave me alone!
You mean like you so called "Papa" has?
No, he hasn't. He will come for me.
[laughs]
He won't. Because he knows you where you really belong. I didn't kidnapped you, Smurfette. I brought you home.
It's so nice having another girl around.
Yeah! [hugs Vexy] Oh!
I'm just hugging you. [gasps] Haven't you ever been hugged?
[Gargamel, Hackus, Vexy and Smurfette are riding through Paris on a Ferris Wheel magicked loose by Smurfette.]
Isn't this fun?
I must've failed (Smurfette).
Patrick [walks in]
Oh...Sorry, I was looking for a place to think.
No, no, no, no. It's okay. I was doing a little thinking myself. Master Winlslow, it's hard for me but...well, can I ask you some advice? I mean, papa-to-papa? It's about Smurfette. [Patrick sits down and listens] I don't know what to do. I turned her blue. I taught her love and kindness. But the truth is, Gargamel made her. She's only a Smurf as long as she chooses to be. But what if she doesn't? What if she choose him? We could lose her. We may have already. I haven't done enough.
Patrick Are you kidding? Gargamel just made her, but you...you made her what she is. You stepped in and loved her as your very own. No-one asked you to, you just did. Because you knew she needed that. And that's a...that's a pretty special kind of love. She's way too smart not to see that.
[enlightened by what Patrick said]
You're right. We didn't believe in her because she changed. She changed because we believed in her. Thank you, Master Winslow. That was exactly what I needed to hear. [leaves]
Patrick [to himself]
Me too.
Patrick [Victor approaches Patrick, who is struggling to lift a sewer cover to Gargamel's lair]
Victor, what are you doing here?
Grace called me. She said you might need a hand.
Patrick [Patrick ignores him and continues trying to lift the sewer cover. Victor begins to walk away]
No, no. Victor, wait! [Victor stops] As usual, Grace is right. I could use some help.
[pointing in a different direction]
Well, for starters, you might try lifting the sewer cover. [points at the cover Patrick is trying to lift] Unless you're planning on fixing the phone lines?
[Patrick realizes the sewer cover he is trying to lift is a telephone cover and sighs in frustration.]
I'm gonna miss you, Smurfs.
Patrick [to Victor]
Maybe you can name a corn dog after them.
Oh! Now you're talking. [to Blue] We could use blue corn!
Blue Smurf dogs! Yum!
Yes!
[In the mid-credits scene] [falling from the sky]
No no no no no! Stop, stop! Help me, Wanda! Help, Help me, Wanda!
Azrael
[meowing]
So long sucker! [as he jumped off of Gargamel he grabs him]
[grabs Azrael]
And where do you think you're going?! You're coming with me! [he falls in the portal starting the rest of the credits]
Azrael
[In the end-credits scene] [last lines] [after a cellphone falls on his head; meowing furiously]
You moron!
[gasps]
How dare you call me that?! I have bungled nothing! [as Azrael gets off him] Well then, Paris is over my friend, because we're back here in the Dark Ages and I suggest you get used to it.
Azrael
[meowing whining]
I want room service!
Azrael
[meowing angrily]
You asked for it! [shows claws as Gargamel gives him a warning]
[gasps]
Don't you show your claws at me unless you are prepared to use them, Mr. Pussy foot! Pussy foot! Pussy foot! Pussy foot [as Azrael got angry at Gargamel for calling him pussy foot, he attacks him and Gargamel screams] Stop it! Not the face! Not the face! [He falls down cutting to the Columbia Pictures logo ending the movie with the MPAA rating]
You're playing dirty now!
I'm just getting started!
Hackus Go, go!
I call that a Crepe Smurfette!
Snails to go?
Hackus Batter up!
Come on! Hit me with your best shot.
You are naughty, Smurfette.
Yeah! [they fly nearby a replica of the Statue of Liberty, near the Eiffel Tower] Hey! I've seen that lady before.
She's beautiful!
They've got one of these everywhere.
