Tony Revolori movie quotes

View Quote M. Gustave: [Of Mme. Celine] She was dynamite in the sack, by the way.
Zero: ...She was 84, Monsieur Gustave.
M. Gustave: Mmm, I've had older. When you're young, it's all filet steak, but as the years go by, you have to move on to the cheap cuts. Which is fine with me, because I like those. More flavorful, or so they say.

View Quote M. Gustave: [after seeing police at reception] Have you ever been questioned by the authorities?
Zero: Yes, on one occasion, I was arrested and tortured by the rebel militia after the Desert Uprising.
M. Gustave: You know the drill, then, zip it.
Zero: Of course.
M. Gustave: You've never hears the word "van Hoytl" in your life. Okay, let's go.
[they go down to the reception]
M. Gustave: How may we serve you, gentlemen? Ah, Inspector Henckels!
Henckels: By order of the commissioner of police, Zubrowka Province, I hereby place you under arrest for the murder of Madame Celine Villenueve Desgoffe-und-Taxis.
M. Gustave: I knew there was something fishy. We never got the cause of death. She's been murdered, and you think I did it. [runs away]
Henckels: [as he and his men chase Gustave] HEY! STOP!

View Quote The Author: Is it simply your last connection to that vanished world—his world, if you will?
Zero: His world? No, I don't think so. You see, we shared a vocation; it wouldn't have been necessary. No, the hotel I keep for Agatha. We were happy here, for a little while. To be frank, I think his world had vanished long before he ever entered it. But I will say, he certainly sustained the illusion with a marvelous grace.

View Quote [Betty Brant: Who is that guy?] [Brad Davis: He's like Iron Man and Thor rolled into one.] He's alright. He's no Spider-Man. [MJ: What is it with you and Spider-Man?] What? He's just awesome, okay? He protects the neighborhood and, you know, he's inspiring. He inspires me to be a better man. [To Peter] 'Sup, dickwad? Thought you drowned.

View Quote I post stupid videos daily for people to like me! [Happy Hogan: Hey, if it wasn't for those stupid videos, Spider-Man would've never found you.] Spider-Man– Spider-Man follows me?! I saved us, guys!

View Quote [At St. Pancras International, Harrington, Dell, and the students are walking.]
Roger Harrington: Okay, guys, the company set up a city tour, and then we'll grab a bite, and head to the airport.
[Brad takes off his sunglasses and stops walking.]
Brad: Is no one else gonna acknowledge how crazy this is?
[Harrington, Dell, and the students stop walking and turn to Brad.]
Dell: Oh, yeah, I get it. There's been nothing scientific about this science tour at all.
Brad: No, no, no. I'm talking about Peter. Has no one else here noticed how shady he is? Because I saw in the back room of a rest stop with some woman in his underwear, and he's always sneaking away, like back at the opera, huh? And now what, he's suddenly off the trip, like, with his family in Berlin? Is no one else here interested in the truth?
[Ned starts to speak up, but MJ stops him.]
MJ: "The very concept of objective truth is fading out of the world."
Brad: George Orwell. Thank you, MJ.
MJ: Yeah, well, I mean, since Peter's not really here to tell his truth, what about you, Brad? Why do you think it's cool to take pictures of people in the bathroom?
Flash: [Holding his smartphone] Yeah, dude. What's that about?
Brad: No, no, no. It wasn't like that. It was– I was trying to take a–
Harrington: Let's just put all this craziness behind us and have a nice, peaceful afternoon. "Sounds great, Mr. Harrington." said the class. Okay.
[As Harrington and the class walk away, Dell turns to Brad.]
Dell: I'm gonna be a cool teacher right now. You gotta stop doing that, okay? It is weird. No more photos in the bathroom. Urinal or stalls, okay?
[Brad wipes his nose. Harrington, Dell, and the students approach a double-decker bus where Guterman is waiting.]
Harrington: Look at this, guys.
Guterman: Mr. Harrington, this is your bus.
Harrington: We got a bus all to ourselves.
Guterman: Nice to see you all. Come along.
[Harrington and a student give Guterman their bags. Guterman takes them. While Harrington, Dell, and the students get into the bus, Guterman talks to Beck on his earpiece communicator.]
Guterman: I have the kids.

View Quote (To Peter 1) You know what I want.

View Quote For more, read my new book, Flashpoint! One spider, two friends, a million crazy memories!

View Quote Flash Thompson: (To Peter 1, MJ, and Ned) Wait.... You guys didn't get in?
Ned: Yeah. Because we're actually friends with Spider-Man.
Flash awkwardly leaves.
MJ: You know what? I wouldn't change a thing I did. (She tears up her letter and goes back to her job)
Ned: (After tearing up his own letter) Actually, I, um, (Gathers up the pieces) I have to show this to my parents.