Spider-Man: Far from Home 2019 quotes, page 3

Quentin Beck / Mysterio

It's easy to fool people when they're already fooling themselves. But for what it's worth, Peter– I really am sorry.

May Parker

Let's go. Where are your bags? Oh, right. They got blown up.

Brad Davis

Look, Peter. I'm not here to judge your life choices, dude. If you wanna hook up with some random European chick on our school trip, that's on you. [Peter Parker: That's not what that was, honestly.] I can't pretend that I didn't see what I just saw. I know you're trying to get with MJ. It's obvious. But I like her, too.

Betty Brant

Over five years ago, half of all life in the universe, including our own Midtown High, was wiped from existence. But then, eight months ago, a band of brave heroes brought us back. They called it the Blip. Those of us who blipped away came back the same age. But our classmates that didn't blip had grown five years older. [Jason Ionello: Yeah, like, my little brother is now older than me.] Yeah, it's math. And even though we had blipped away halfway through the school year, and had already taken midterms, the school made us start the whole year over from the beginning. [Jason Ionello: It's totally unfair. It's not right.] Tigers, it's been a long, dramatic, somewhat confusing road. As we draw this year to a close, it's time to move on to a new phase of our lives.

Jason Ionello

Pray nothing crazy happens again. Because are the Avengers even like a thing anymore? Does anyone even have a plan?

Seamstress

Take off your clothes. [Peter Parker: Excuse me?] You told Fury Spider-Man cannot be seen in Europe. So I made you this: another suit.

The Elementals are here now, attacking the same coordinates. Our satellites confirm it.

Peter Parker / Spider-Man

The world needs the next Iron Man.

Quentin Beck / Mysterio

There is a window of opportunity, and someone will step up. But these days, you can be the smartest guy in the room, the most qualified, and no one cares. Unless you're flying around with a cape, or shooting lasers with your hands, no one will even listen. Well, I've got a cape and lasers. With our technology, and with E.D.I.T.H., Mysterio will be the greatest hero on Earth! And then everyone will listen! Not to a boozy manchild! Not to a hormonal teenager! To me! And to my very wealthy crew.

J. Jonah Jameson

There you have it, folks: conclusive proof that Spider-Man was responsible for the brutal murder of Mysterio, an interdimensional warrior who gave his life to protect our planet, and who will, no doubt, go down in history as the greatest superhero of all time! But that's not all, folks. Here's the real blockbuster! Brace yourselves, you might wanna sit down.

Uneasy lies the head that wears the crown. Stark said you wouldn't get that because it's not a Star Wars reference.

Julius Dell

We came for science, we're leaving because of witches. Welcome to the new Dark Ages.

Peter Parker / Spider-Man

You can't trick me anymore.

You got gifts, Parker, but you didn't wanna be here. [Peter Parker: Mr. Fury, I–] I'd love to have you in Berlin, too, but you've got to decide whether you're going to step up or not. Stark chose you. He made you an Avenger. I need that. The world needs that. Maybe Stark was wrong– was he? The choice is yours.

Michelle "MJ" Jones

You know, Susan Yang thinks you're a male escort. [Peter Parker: What?! No! Of course I'm not a male escort.] Well, then, you're Spider-Man.