Okay, children, let's take our seats. We have a lot to learn today. [normal voice] We sure do, Mr. Hat. Okay, children, let's start the day with a few new math problems. What is five times two? Come on children, don't be shy. Just give it your best shot. [Clyde raises his hand] Yes, Clyde?
Twelve.
Okay. Now let's try to get an answer from someone who's not a complete ****. Anyone? Come on, don't be shy.
I think I know the answer, Mr. Garrison. [Cartman mocks Kyle in a high-pitched, gibberish voice] SHUT UP, FAT BOY!
AY! DON'T CALL ME FAT, YA ****IN' JEW!
Eric, did you just say the F-word?
Jew?
No, he's talking about "****". You can't say "****" in school, you ****in’ fat ass!
Kyle!
Why the **** not?
Eric!
Dude, you just said "****" again!
Stanley!
Kenny!
What's the big deal? It doesn't hurt anybody. ****, ****ity-****-****-****.
How would you like to go see the school counselor?
How would you like to suck my balls?
WHAT DID YOU SAY?!!
Oh, I-I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Actually, what I said was: [picks up a megaphone and clears throat] "How would you like to suck my balls, Mr. Garrison?"