Toys is hell.
Major Chip Hazard
Tommy Lee Jones · 21 quotes
Alan Abernathy
Gregory Smith · 19 quotes
Archer
Frank Langella · 14 quotes
Stuart Abernathy
Kevin Dunn · 10 quotes
Slamfist
Christopher Guest · 9 quotes
Christy
Kirsten Dunst · 8 quotes
Irwin Wayfair
David Cross · 7 quotes
Butch Meathook
Jim Brown · 6 quotes
Gwendy Doll
6 quotes
Larry Benson
Jay Mohr · 6 quotes
Nick Nitro
Clint Walker · 6 quotes
Phil Fimple
Phil Hartman · 6 quotes
Brick Bazooka
George Kennedy · 5 quotes
Insaniac
Michael McKean · 5 quotes
Kip Killigan
5 quotes
Joe
Dick Miller · 4 quotes
Link Static
Bruce Dern · 4 quotes
Most scenes together: Larry Benson & Irwin Wayfair (5), Alan Abernathy & Archer (4), Alan Abernathy & Christy (4)
Small Soldiers quotes
Page 8 of 8Watch out! She's got a baton! It's a Bataan death march!
We are the Commando Elite. Everything else is just a toy!
We would lose. That's what we're programmed to do.
What else is on?
You just met your match.