Michael McKean movie quotes

47 quotes from 6 movies

This is Spinal Tap (1984) as David St. Hubbins

View Quote I, for one, do not think the problem was that the band was down. I think that the problem may have been that there was a Stonehenge monument on the stage that was in danger of being crushed by a dwarf. That tended to understate the hugeness of the object.

View Quote Dozens of people spontaneously combust each year. It's just not really widely reported.

View Quote Well, I'm sure I'd feel much worse if I weren't under such heavy sedation.

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Clue (1985) as Mr. Green

View Quote [in an alternate ending] I'm going home to sleep with my wife.

View Quote [in an alternate ending] But if you want to know who killed Mr Boddy, I did. In the Hall. With the Revolver.

View Quote [in an alternate ending] Mrs. Peacock was a man!?

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The Hunchback of Notre Dame II (2002) as Sarousch

View Quote I could kiss me but I'd fall in love.

View Quote All you need to do is to look pretty for him and he'll tell you what I need to know.

View Quote Oh, it's true, Captain. And it's my fault!

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Best in Show (2000) as Stefan Vanderhoof

View Quote When I started here all there was was lampshade warehouses and leather bars, the serious leather bars where you wouldn't get in unless you had a rubber ball stuffed in your mouth, the wine list was tattooed on the bartender's face. That kind of place. I remember one guy had a bicycle reflector sewn onto one nipple.

View Quote If you're ever buying a shampoo sink go right to the Dutch. The French know nothing about shampooing.

View Quote So finally we bought out the chinese, not the entire nation, this one little chapter behind the wall here.

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Small Soldiers (1998) as Insaniac

View Quote Three words, folk! Pu-ber-ty!

View Quote Is this a boy or an oil painting?

View Quote All right! Let's go for a round and round and round of applause for Archer!

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Coneheads (1993) as Gorman Seedling

View Quote Eli Turnbull: Excuse me, sir, but should they be in fact, creatures from another planet, isn't that the Air Force's responsibility?
Gorman Seedling: If they're just visiting, sure... but the minute they try to work here, they're mine!

View Quote Gorman Seedling: You just can't talk religion with some people!

View Quote Gorman Seedling: Do you agree that the world is headed for a terrible calamity?
Beldar Conehead: Most definitely. In fact, I have direct, personal knowledge that this is so.
Eli Turnbull: Great, may we come in?