You just can't talk religion with some people!
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Highmaster Let it be written... are you writing this?
Ronnie [seeing Connie eat]
Whoa! My mother is the only one who could take a sandwich like that.
It is time for mid-day cessation of activities for carbo-protein intake.
Otto Yeah, sure. Take a lunch break.
AAAHHHH, SENSO RINGS! Where did you GET THOSE?!
Connie Conehead Under your bed?
UNACCEPTABLE! YOUR CONE IS TOO YOUNG! Get up! You are coming to Remulak RIGHT NOW!
Connie Conehead I am staying with Ronnie!
Maintain low tones. Impossible! Undesirable! Inadvisable!
An owner's manual to a Ford Lincoln Mercury Sable.
Highmaster Ford Lincoln Mercury Sable?
A personal conveyance named after its inventor, an assassinated ruler, a character from Greco-Roman myth, and a small furry mammal.
Highmaster Ah.
You look handsome, yet uncomfortable in your pubescent ceremonial garb.
Ronnie Yeah... You mean my tux, right?
Eli Turnbull Excuse me, sir, but should they be in fact, creatures from another planet, isn't that the Air Force's responsibility?
If they're just visiting, sure... but the minute they try to work here, they're mine!
Do you agree that the world is headed for a terrible calamity?
Most definitely. In fact, I have direct, personal knowledge that this is so.
Eli Turnbull Great, may we come in?
Otto Beldar, you tryin' to tell me you don't got a social security number?
Correct.
Otto Why not?
I am an illegal alien.
Otto I knew you were too good to be true! Every time I make some money, this happens!
Perhaps you and Larry will join us for the consumption of mass quantities this weekend. We will ignite our new flame pit and char some mammal flesh for you.
Lisa That sounds like fun. I'll make coleslaw.
Ah, coleslaw. We will enjoy it.
[about being stranded on Earth]
When the High Master hears of this, he will surely cut off my plargh and hand it to me.
[about waiting on his car repairs]
Very well. What choice do I have? It is as if you have seized me at the base of my snarglies!
[to Connie, after coming back to Earth]
It is not everyday a father can give the world to his child.