No one likes a kiss-ass.
Donkey
Eddie Murphy · 66 quotes
Shrek
Mike Myers · 62 quotes
Princess Fiona
18 quotes
Lord Farquaad
John Lithgow · 12 quotes
Fiona
Cameron Diaz · 5 quotes
DVD Menu
2 quotes
Most scenes together: Shrek & Donkey (35), Donkey & Princess Fiona (13), Shrek & Princess Fiona (11)
Shrek quotes
Page 7 of 8No! I'm an ogre. You know. "Grab your torch and pitchforks." Doesn't that bother you?
Nobody move! I have a dragon and I'm not afraid to use it!
Oh, man, I can't feel my toes! (looks down at his hooves) I DON'T HAVE ANY TOES! (sadly) I think I need a hug...
Okay, fine. Attention all... fairy tale things. Do not get comfortable! Your welcome is officially worn out! In fact, I'm gonna see this guy Farquaad right now and get you all off my land and back where you came from!
Okay, uh, ogres are like onions.
Okay, you two! Head for the exit! I'll take care of the dragon. RUN!!!
Parfaits may be the most delicious thing on the whole damn planet!
Princess, where are you? It's very spooky in here. I ain't playing no games.
Princess, you're not that ugly. Well, all right, you are ugly; I ain't gonna lie to you. But you're only like this at night. Shrek's ugly 24/7!
Thank you! Thank you, very much! I'm here 'til Thursday. Try the veal!
That's right fool! Now I'm a FLYING talking donkey! You mighta seen a housefly, maybe even a superfly, but I bet you ain't never seen a DONKEY FLY!
That's what friends are for.
Well, at least we know where the princess is, but where's the...?
What are you doing in my swamp? [echoes]