Princess, you're not that ugly. Well, all right, you are ugly; I ain't gonna lie to you. But you're only like this at night. Shrek's ugly 24/7!
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Donkey This is gonna be fun. We can stay up late, swappin' manly stories and in the morning, I'm making WAFFLES. [pause] Umm, where do I sleep?
Shrek OUTSIDE!
Donkey So, you gotta go to this abandoned castle, get past a dragon and rescue a princess so Farquaad gives you back your swamp, which you only don't have because he filled it full of freaks in the first place, is that right?
Shrek You know, maybe there's a good reason donkeys shouldn't talk.
Shrek Go over there and see if you can find any stairs.
Donkey Stairs? I thought we was lookin' for the Princess.
Shrek The Princess will be up the stairs in the highest room in the tallest tower.
Donkey How do you know that?
Shrek
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