Alright. Who knows where this Farquaad guy is?
Donkey
Eddie Murphy · 66 quotes
Shrek
Mike Myers · 62 quotes
Princess Fiona
18 quotes
Lord Farquaad
John Lithgow · 12 quotes
Fiona
Cameron Diaz · 5 quotes
DVD Menu
2 quotes
Most scenes together: Shrek & Donkey (35), Donkey & Princess Fiona (13), Shrek & Princess Fiona (11)
Shrek quotes
Page 6 of 8Blue flower, red thorns, blue flower, red thorns... this would be so much easier if I wasn't colorblind!
By night one way, by day another, this shall be the norm. Until you find true love's first kiss, and then take love's true form.
Do I detect a hint of minty freshness?
Don't die on me, Shrek. Oh, and if you see a long tunnel, stay away from the light!
DONKEY, LOOK OUT!
DRAGON!
Evening. Mirror, mirror, on the wall, is this not the most perfect kingdom of them all?
GOT YA!
Hey, wait! What are you doing?
I live in a swamp! I put up signs! I'm a terrifying ogre! WHAT DO I HAVE TO DO TO GET A LITTLE PRIVACY?!!
I'M A DONKEY ON EDGE!
I'm in trouble. Okay, here we go.
Indeed. Knights, new plan! The one who kills the ogre will be named champion! Have at him!
It's quiet. Too quiet. Where is everybody?