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Shaun of the Dead 2004 quotes, page 5

104 quotes · 9 characters

Shaun of the Dead (2004) poster

Characters

Shaun Simon Pegg · 59 quotes

Ed Nick Frost · 49 quotes

Liz Kate Ashfield · 20 quotes

David Dylan Moran · 12 quotes

Dianne Lucy Davis · 6 quotes

Barbara Penelope Wilton · 5 quotes

Pete Peter Serafinowicz · 5 quotes

Phillip Bill Nighy · 4 quotes

Jeremy Thompson Jeremy Thompson · 3 quotes

Most scenes together: Shaun & Ed (25), Shaun & Liz (15), Ed & Liz (10)

Shaun of the Dead quotes

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Phillip

[Phillip is dying from his wounds]

Shaun...

Shaun

Yes, Phillip, I got him to turn it down.

Phillip

Being a father... it's not easy.

Shaun

What?

Phillip

You were 12 when I met you, already grown up so much. I just wanted you to be strong and not give up because you lost your dad.

Shaun

Phillip, you don't have to explain...

Phillip

No, no, I do... I always loved you, Shaun. And I always thought you had it in you to do well. You just need...m-motivation. Somebody to look up to and...I thought it could be me. Would you just... take care of your mum? There's a good boy.
[Phillip dies]

Ed

[Repeated exchange]

I'm sorry, Shaun.

Shaun

It's OK.

Ed

No, I'm sorry, Shaun.

Shaun

What?

Shaun

[Smells Ed's fart]

Oh, God, that's rotten!

Ed

I'll stop doing it when you stop laughing!

Shaun

I'm not laughing!

Yvonne

[Repeated exchange]

Shaun! How are you doing?

Shaun

Surviving.

Shaun

[Shaun and Ed attempt to confront two zombies using Shaun's vinyl LPs as improvised throwing weapons]

Now, some of these are limited-

Shaun

[Ed throws the first record from the box, which misses and shatters on the wall of the house]

Woah woah woah, what was that!?

Ed

I think it was Blue Monday.

Shaun

Man, that was an original pressing!

Ed

For ****'s sake.

Ed

[Looking through Shaun's LP collection for suitable records to throw at two approaching zombies]

Purple Rain?

Shaun

No.

Ed

Sign o' the Times?

Shaun

Definitely not.

Ed

The Batman soundtrack?

Shaun

Throw it.

Ed

[Ed does so; it misses]

Okay... Ooh, Dire Straits?

Shaun

Throw it.

Ed

[Ed throws it – clipping Mary in the side of the head]

The Stone Roses?

Shaun

No.

Ed

Second Coming?

Shaun

I like it.

Ed

Ah! Sade.

Shaun

But that's Liz's.

Ed

Yeah, but she did dump you. [Throws it]

Shaun

**** this. I'm going to the shed.

Ed

I thought you said it was locked.

Shaun

[Crashes through the shed door]

Shaun

[Shaun and Ed back up to the body of a man they've just hit with the car; Shaun rolls down his window]

Excuse me... are you all right?

Ed

Aw, come on, why can't we just go?

Shaun

We've got to be sure. Hello?

Ed

He's going to be dead either way!

Shaun

Ed, that's not the point!

Shaun

[The body rises and moans, zombified, at Shaun and Ed]

Oh, thank God for that.

Ed

[Shaun and Ed pull up to Barbara's house and sees Phil's Jaguar in the driveway]

Oh! Hello! Who's a pretty boy, then? [Whistles] You didn't tell me Barbara had a Jag. I've always wanted to drive one of those.

Shaun

Yeah, well, it's Phillip's, okay? He won't let anybody near it. Honestly, I put half a Mars bar in the glove box once and he chased me round the garden with a bit of wood.

Ed

****. It's gorgeous.
...

Shaun

[later exiting the house with Barbara and Phillip]

Where’s the car?

Ed

Hmmm...I pranged it. [Moves to reveal wrecked car]

Shaun

You were parked.

Ed

Yeah. Guess we’ll have to take the Jag.

Ed

[Shaun has just discovered the zombies have returned and has a horrified look on his face. Dianne is going through TV channels]

Liz? Erm... Have you got a quid?

Liz

Erm... [fumbles in her pocket and finds a pound coin] Yeah. [She hands it to him and he goes to the slot machine. Dianne continues changing channels]

Liz

[to Shaun]

Never anything on, is there? [notices Shaun's horrified expression] What?

Shaun

[nervously]

I think we might have a bit of a problem.

Liz

What do you mean?

Shaun

[glancing at the rattling door and whispering]

They followed me.

Liz

I thought you said you gave them the slip.

Shaun

Yeah...

Liz

[whispering]

Well, we'll just have to be extra quiet then, won't we? [a panicked look suddenly comes over her face as she remembers Ed is using the slot machine]

Shaun

What?
[The music on the slot machine plays to signal Ed's win] Ed: Hey! I won!

Shaun and Liz

[simultaneously]

ED NO! [they run to the machine] TURN IT OFF!
[They pull the plug out of the machine, but the damage is done. The zombies converge on the windows and door]

Krishnan Guru-Murthy

[Shaun is channel hopping; Channel 4 News]

Though no one official is prepared to comment, religious groups are calling it Judgement Day. There's...

Morrissey

[VH1, playing "Panic" by The Smiths]

– Panic on the streets of London...

Newsreader

[ITV News]

– as an increasing number of reports of...

Commentator

[Football]

– serious attacks on...

Newsreader

[Five News]

– people, who are literally being...

David Attenborough

[Nature documentary, leopards eating a gazelle]

...eaten alive.

Jeremy Thompson

[Sky News]

The witness reports are sketchy, but one unifying detail seems to be that the attackers in many instances appear to be...

Vernon Kaye

[T4]

– dead excited to have with us here a sensational chart topping...

Shaun

[Shaun is trying to make up with Liz.]

Let's go out somewhere.

Liz

What, to the Winchester?

Shaun

[Laughs, then]

Do you want to?

Liz

No, I don't **** want to!!

Shaun

[Shaun is waiting impatiently through a busy signal on the cordless]

Come On!!!!

Ed

Ain't you gonna thank me, then?

Shaun

For what?

Ed

Tidyin' up.

Shaun

[looks about]

It doesn't look that tidy.

Ed

[peering at the coffee table, as though the beer cans were the only thing he missed]

Well, I had a few beers when I finished.

Ed

Do you want your messages?

Shaun

What?

Ed

Well, your mum rang about you going around tomorrow night, and then Liz rang about the two of you eating out tonight, and then your mum rang back to see if I wanted to eat her out tonight.

Shaun

What?

Shaun

[There is a girl standing in Shaun's garden, back to Shaun and Ed]

Excuse me?

Shaun

[No response]

Excuse me?

Shaun

[No response]

Hellew?

Ed

[No response; Ed picks up a pebble and throws it off her back]

Oi!

Shaun

[Girl turns round, a zombie]

Oh, my God... she's so drunk! [laughs]

John (bartender)

[Zombie bangs on the door of "The Winchester."]

Sorry, we're closed.

Ed

[Zombie moans.]

Pisshead.

Shaun

[After Ed tells Shaun "Hey Shaun, look who it is" as zombified Pete walks into the Winchester]

****-A-Doodle-Doo

Shaun

[As zombified Pete is biting Ed]

Pete! I said, "Leave him alone!" [Shoots and kills zombified Pete.]

Shaun

[coming across zombified Pete]

Ah! Sorry, Pete, sorry... listen, we're gonna borrow your car, okay, hope you don't mind and - ah - later on, if you're feeling better, w-we're going down to the pub, so you're m-more than welcome to, to... [whispered] join us.