Shaun of the Dead 2004 quotes, page 3

Liz

Shaun, what I'm trying to say is, I need something a little more, rather than spending every night in the Winchester. I wanna get out there and do more interesting stuff, I wanna live a little, and I want you to want to want to do it too! [Groans] Listen to me, I'm beginning to sound like your mum – not that I know what she sounds like.

David

You still haven't met his mum?!

Shaun

Not yet!

Dianne

Don't you get along with your mum, Shaun?

Shaun

No, it's not that I don't get on with her-

David

Are you ashamed by your mum, Shaun?

Shaun

No! I love my mum!

Ed

Yeah, I love his mum.

Shaun

Ed.

Ed

She's like butttahhh!...

Shaun

Ed!

David & Di

Shaun!

Shaun

Guys-

Liz

Shaun.

Shaun

Liz! Look, I understand what you're trying to say, OK, and I agree. We should get out there. We'll start tomorrow, alright? I'll book a restaurant, you know, the place that does all the fish? Just the two of us. Things will change, promise.

Liz

Really, Shaun?

Liz

Shaun?

Liz

You promised you'd quit smoking when I did!

Shaun

Well...

Liz

You promised you'd start going to the gym!

Shaun

I...

Liz

You promised you'd try red wine instead of beer!

Shaun

Eh...

Liz

You promised we'd go on holiday together!

Shaun

Well, we went to Greece, didn't we?

Liz

We met in Greece!

David

At a rave.

Liz

You promised things would change.

Diane

You promised you'd get us free cable.

Shaun

I'm working on that!

Diane

Okay.

Liz

You, hang out with my friends? A failed actress and a twat?

Shaun

Well, that's a bit harsh.

Liz

Your words, Shaun!

Shaun

I did NOT call Diane a failed actress!

Pete

It's four in the "**** morning"!

Phillip

Can you please turn that noise down?

Barbara

Are you alright, dear? Would you like another tissue?

Phillip

I'd be fine if it weren't for that bloody racket!

Doo doo doo doo. Base. White Lines, Visions dreams of passion, goin' thru my mind, and all the while I think of you!

Ed

What's wrong haven't you had your tea?

Something of a phenomenon baby, telling my body to come along. White Lines, Blow away! Shhh!

Ah, get higher baby, Ah, get higher baby, Ah, get higher girl! Ahh!

Daba daba daba daba daba!

Daba daba daba daba daba!

Shaun

What's he doing? He should say bass.

Ed

Or freeze.

What a tit.

Shaun

He's not my boyfriend!

Ed

It might be a bit warm, the cooler's off.

Shaun

Thanks babe. [winks]

Shaun

Feel free to step in at any time!

Ed

You did alright.

David

Didn't want to cramp your style.

Shaun

What?!

Shaun

What's the matter, David? Haven't you ever taken a shortcut?

Shaun

All right, I've got a car outside, but it's going to be a bit cramped, so has anyone got transport?

Dianne

Ooo, yes.

Shaun

Great, where?

Dianne

Oh, no. Well, I passed my test.

Shaun

David, kill the Queen!

David

What?

Shaun

The jukebox!

Shaun

Everybody stay where you are, I'm going to check and see if the coast is clear.

Liz

Is it clear?

Shaun

...No.

Liz

How many?

Shaun

Lots. [Camera pans up to reveal dozens of zombies staggering around The Winchester pub.]

Shaun

Hang on, I'll check to see if the coast is clear. [climbs the ladder of a child's slide; after checking over the fence for a moment, he comes back down] .......

Liz

Well... is it clear?

Shaun

No.

Liz

How many?

Shaun

Lots.

Shaun

I do not find it hard to keep my social life and my work life separate.

Shaun, it's Liz for you.
[Hands him the phone]

Shaun

If you get cornered...

Shaun

...bash 'em in the head, that seems to work. Ow.