Dianne [describing the appearance of a zombie.]
Vacant, with a hint of sadness. Like a drunk who's lost a bet.
Played by Lucy Davis 
Shaun of the Dead (2004) · 104 quotes
Shaun of the Dead (2004) · 104 quotes
5th most-quoted character in Shaun of the Dead (2004): in 6 of its 104 quotes
Most scenes with: Shaun (4), Liz (4), Ed (3)
Scenes with Dianne
6 scenes Dianne 
Shaun, what I'm trying to say is, I need something a little more, rather than spending every night in the Winchester. I wanna get out there and do more interesting stuff, I wanna live a little, and I want you to want to want to do it too! [Groans] Listen to me, I'm beginning to sound like your mum – not that I know what she sounds like.
You still haven't met his mum?!
Dianne Don't you get along with your mum, Shaun?
No, it's not that I don't get on with her-
Are you ashamed by your mum, Shaun?
No! I love my mum!
Yeah, I love his mum.
Ed.
Ed!
Shaun!
Shaun.
Liz! Look, I understand what you're trying to say, OK, and I agree. We should get out there. We'll start tomorrow, alright? I'll book a restaurant, you know, the place that does all the fish? Just the two of us. Things will change, promise.
All right, I've got a car outside, but it's going to be a bit cramped, so has anyone got transport?
Dianne Ooo, yes.
Great, where?
Dianne Oh, no. Well, I passed my test.
[David points a gun at the newly deceased Barbara, An enraged Shaun breaks a bottle & holds it to David's neck]
DON'T POINT THAT **** GUN AT MY MUM!!!
Shaun, calm down!
Ed, don’t exacerbate things!
What does that mean?
Dianne This isn’t exactly fair!
Here.
Dianne [Ed gives his broken bottle to Di, who points it at Shaun. Ed goes to the bar.]
Thank you.
[Ed returns with a corkscrew, which he points at David's neck.]
[During a stand-off, when David tries to shoot the recently-deceased Barbara]
You know I'm right, Liz. She's going to come back, and she's going to kill all of us. That's what your ex can't seem to realize!
[Tearfully]
That's what this is about, isn't it? It's just he doesn't like me! He's always hated me, and now he wants to shoot my mum!
She's not – !
You never thought I was good enough, that I deserved her!
What are you talking about?
Oh come on! We all know you're in love with Liz!
Yes it is!
That is not true!
Dianne Yes it is.
What?!
Dianne I know that you only hung around with me in college to be close to Liz, and when she knocked you back I was there to pick up the pieces. I've come to terms with that, Daffs. Why can't you?
Lizzy, I want you to know that my feelings for you have always been the same for -
David, please! We have slightly more pressing matters at hand!
"[After Shaun kills Barbara]"
Well....I think we're all agreed you did the right thing there.
"[Shaun viciously turns and punches David to the floor and he **** his gun at Shaun]"
Dianne and Liz
David, NO! David.
"[He leaves after he couldn't bring himself to do it]" Right, I'm leaving.
Dianne What?
I'm not staying here.
David, Don't it's suicide.
"[worriedly]" I think you should go.
We Will. We can run, We can defend ourselves.
Dianne "[viciously]" What do you mean We?
What do you mean that I mean we?
Dianne Opening that door now would be a very very silly thing to do.
You're gonna stay here with him.
Dianne Look... Shaun....
After where he gotten us into!.
Dianne YOU LET ME FINISH! Shaun didn't ask you to come here you came for the same reason I did because you didn't know what else to do. Now get away with that door this instant!
But.....
Dianne DAVID!.
I'm so sorry, Dianne.
Dianne Maybe I'm not the one who should be apologising too.
Shaun, "[Shaun glares at him venomously and angrily]" I'm.........
