Barbara [final words.]
It's been a funny sort of day, hasn't it?
Played by Penelope Wilton 
Shaun of the Dead (2004) · 104 quotes
Shaun of the Dead (2004) · 104 quotes
Tied for 6th most-quoted character in Shaun of the Dead (2004): in 5 of its 104 quotes
Most scenes with: Shaun (2)
Scenes with Barbara
5 scenes Barbara 
Mum, look, what would you say if I told you that over the years Philip's been quite unkind to me?
Barbara Well you weren't always the easiest person to live with
Mum, he chased me round the garden with a bit of wood!
Barbara Well you did call him a you-know-what!
Oh, what, did he tell you that?
Barbara Yes he did.
Mother****er!
Barbara Shaun!
Sorry mother--mum, mum, did you know that on several occasions... he touched me?
[long pause as Barbara turns to glare at Shaun]
That wasn't true. Made it up, shouldn't have done that, sorry.
Barbara Hello, Ed!
Barbara My how you've grown!
Barbara Are you alright, dear? Would you like another tissue?
I'd be fine if it weren't for that bloody racket!
Barbara Where's he gone?
Mum! He's dead!
Barbara [Barbara turns for a second behind her]
No he isn't!
[Shaun turns to Phillip – who has become a zombie] [Everybody except Barbara screams]
