Various
[to Shaun, repeated line.]
You've got red on you.
Shaun
Simon Pegg · 59 quotes
Ed
Nick Frost · 49 quotes
Liz
Kate Ashfield · 20 quotes
David
Dylan Moran · 12 quotes
Dianne
Lucy Davis · 6 quotes
Barbara
Penelope Wilton · 5 quotes
Pete
Peter Serafinowicz · 5 quotes
Phillip
Bill Nighy · 4 quotes
Jeremy Thompson
Jeremy Thompson · 3 quotes
Most scenes together: Shaun & Ed (25), Shaun & Liz (15), Ed & Liz (10)
Shaun of the Dead quotes
Page 2 of 7"[After Shaun kills Barbara]"
Well....I think we're all agreed you did the right thing there.
"[Shaun viciously turns and punches David to the floor and he **** his gun at Shaun]"
Dianne and Liz
David, NO! David.
"[He leaves after he couldn't bring himself to do it]" Right, I'm leaving.
What?
I'm not staying here.
David, Don't it's suicide.
"[worriedly]" I think you should go.
We Will. We can run, We can defend ourselves.
"[viciously]" What do you mean We?
What do you mean that I mean we?
Opening that door now would be a very very silly thing to do.
You're gonna stay here with him.
Look... Shaun....
After where he gotten us into!.
YOU LET ME FINISH! Shaun didn't ask you to come here you came for the same reason I did because you didn't know what else to do. Now get away with that door this instant!
But.....
DAVID!.
I'm so sorry, Dianne.
Maybe I'm not the one who should be apologising too.
Shaun, "[Shaun glares at him venomously and angrily]" I'm.........
Hello, Ed!
My how you've grown!
I'm not staying here.
David don't do it, that's suicide.
I think he should go.
We're in a pub! What're we going to do now?
Get a round in?
Any zombies out there?
Don't say that!
What?
That!
What?
That!! The "z" word. Don't say it!
Why not?
Because it's ridiculous!
Alright... are there any, though?
[looking out the door mail slot, sees an empty street]
I don't see any. Maybe it's not as bad as all that. [turns his head, sees a pack of zombies] Oh, no, wait, there they are.
Big Al says so.
Yeah, but Big Al also says dogs can't look up!
See? You don't need Liz to have a good time.
Oh, don't, man.
No! Go ahead, look at me. Can I just say one more thing? I'm not gonna say, you know, there's plenty more fish in the sea. I'm not going to say if you love her, let her go. And I'm not going to bombard you with cliches. But what I will say is this...
What's going on, Shaun?
How about an ambulance?
It's engaged, Ed.
[exasperated]
It's one number, Ed, and it's busy! Okay? What'd you want a fire engine for, anyway?
Anything with flashing lights, you know?
They still out there?
[Ed pulls back the curtains, revealing two zombies scratching at the window] [shuts curtains, steps away contemplatively]
Yeah. What you think we should do?
Have a sit down?
Goodbye, Ed. Love you.
Cheers!
I love you too, Ed.
Gaaayy!
How many shells have we got left?
Um...two. I suppose we could, you know, take a few of them out if they stand in a line.
I wasn't thinking about them.
I know.
I don't mind being eaten.
How're we gonna do this?
Um...I don't know. Um...One of us has to go first.
Well, m-m-maybe one should do the other, and then do themselves.
Oh, maybe you should do me. I'll only muck it up if I have to do myself.
[Shaun mimes shooting Liz and then shooting himself]
You know, I don't think I've got it in me to shoot my flatmate, my mum, and my girlfriend all in the same evening.
What makes you think I'm taking you back?
Well, you don't want to die single, do you?
Actually, I would like to be shot.
I can see what David is trying to say, even if he is being a twat!
It's just that with Ed here, it's no wonder I always bring my flatmates out, and then that only exacerbates things.
What you mean?
Well, you guys hardly get on, do you?
No, I mean, what does 'exacerbate' mean?
Um, it means to make things worse.
PLEASE, CAN WE JUST CALM... THE ****... DOWN!