[Shaun is waiting impatiently through a busy signal on the cordless]

Come On!!!!

Ain't you gonna thank me, then?

For what?

Tidyin' up.

[looks about]

It doesn't look that tidy.

[peering at the coffee table, as though the beer cans were the only thing he missed]

Well, I had a few beers when I finished.

Do you want your messages?

What?

Well, your mum rang about you going around tomorrow night, and then Liz rang about the two of you eating out tonight, and then your mum rang back to see if I wanted to eat her out tonight.

What?