Shaun
[Shaun and Ed attempt to confront two zombies using Shaun's vinyl LPs as improvised throwing weapons]
Now, some of these are limited-
Shaun
[Ed throws the first record from the box, which misses and shatters on the wall of the house]
Woah woah woah, what was that!?
Ed
I think it was Blue Monday.
Shaun
Man, that was an original pressing!
Ed
For ****'s sake.
Ed
[Looking through Shaun's LP collection for suitable records to throw at two approaching zombies]
Purple Rain?
Shaun
No.
Ed
Sign o' the Times?
Shaun
Definitely not.
Ed
The Batman soundtrack?
Shaun
Throw it.
Shaun
Throw it.
Shaun
No.
Ed
Second Coming?
Shaun
I like it.
Ed
Ah! Sade.
Shaun
But that's Liz's.
Ed
Yeah, but she did dump you. [Throws it]
Shaun
**** this. I'm going to the shed.
Ed
I thought you said it was locked.
Shaun
[Crashes through the shed door]

