A scene from Shaun of the Dead 2004
Shaun

[Shaun and Ed attempt to confront two zombies using Shaun's vinyl LPs as improvised throwing weapons]

Now, some of these are limited-

Shaun

[Ed throws the first record from the box, which misses and shatters on the wall of the house]

Woah woah woah, what was that!?

Ed

I think it was Blue Monday.

Shaun

Man, that was an original pressing!

Ed

For ****'s sake.

Ed

[Looking through Shaun's LP collection for suitable records to throw at two approaching zombies]

Purple Rain?

Shaun

No.

Ed

Sign o' the Times?

Shaun

Definitely not.

Ed

The Batman soundtrack?

Shaun

Throw it.

Ed

[Ed does so; it misses]

Okay... Ooh, Dire Straits?

Shaun

Throw it.

Ed

[Ed throws it – clipping Mary in the side of the head]

The Stone Roses?

Shaun

No.

Ed

Second Coming?

Shaun

I like it.

Ed

Ah! Sade.

Shaun

But that's Liz's.

Ed

Yeah, but she did dump you. [Throws it]

Shaun

**** this. I'm going to the shed.

Ed

I thought you said it was locked.

Shaun

[Crashes through the shed door]

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