The Royal Tenenbaums quotes

105 total quotes

Chas Tenenbaum
Eli Cash
Etheline Tenenbaum

Margot Tenenbaum
Multiple Characters
Richie Tenenbaum
Royal Tenenbaum

View Quote Mar: I didnt think you ever were.
Eli: Let's not make this harder than it already is.
Mar: Ok.
Eli: Ok what?
Mar: Ok, I'm not in love with you any more either.
Eli: I know. You're in love with Richie, which is sick and gross.
Mar: Do you send my mother your clippings? And your grades in ---
Eli: Please stop belittling me. You never gave me the time of day until I started getting good reviews.
Mar: The reviews aren't that good.
Eli: But the sales are.

View Quote This is my adopted daughter, Margot Tenenbaum.

View Quote Write yourself a check.

View Quote Richie: Did you tell Margot about that letter I wrote to you?
Eli: Why? Did she mention it? Yes, I did. Why would she repeat that?
Richie: I would ask you the same question.

View Quote Royal Tenenbaum: I never did stop loving you, by the way. Do you believe that?
Etheline Tenenbaum: Not really.

View Quote I'm sorry for your loss. Your mother was a terribly attractive woman.

View Quote [while running away from an intervention] Skiddly, skiddly!

View Quote What about Sing-Sang? I owe her a hundred.

View Quote Where's my javelina?

View Quote Please don't come in this room.

View Quote Of course it's dark. It's a suicide note.

View Quote She's married, you know. And she's your sister.

View Quote You're a bastard, Royal.

View Quote Etheline Tenenbaum: How long have you been a smoker?
Margot Tenenbaum: Twenty-two years.
Etheline Tenenbaum: Well, I think you should quit.

View Quote He looks pretty good for a suicide. Attempted, anyway.