The Royal Tenenbaums quotes

105 total quotes

Chas Tenenbaum
Eli Cash
Etheline Tenenbaum

Margot Tenenbaum
Multiple Characters
Richie Tenenbaum
Royal Tenenbaum

View Quote Oh, that's right. We got another body buried here.

View Quote Please don't come in this room.

View Quote Royal Tenenbaum: I never did stop loving you, by the way. Do you believe that?
Etheline Tenenbaum: Not really.

View Quote This is my adopted daughter, Margot Tenenbaum.

View Quote Richie: Did you tell Margot about that letter I wrote to you?
Eli: Why? Did she mention it? Yes, I did. Why would she repeat that?
Richie: I would ask you the same question.

View Quote Raleigh tells me you've been spending six hours a day locked up in here, watching television and soaking in the tub.

View Quote Write yourself a check.

View Quote Etheline Tenenbaum: How long have you been a smoker?
Margot Tenenbaum: Twenty-two years.
Etheline Tenenbaum: Well, I think you should quit.

View Quote Of course it's dark. It's a suicide note.

View Quote [while running away from an intervention] Skiddly, skiddly!

View Quote Eli: I'm very sorry, Margot.
Margot: It's okay. We're not actually related anyway.
Eli: True.

View Quote Royal: Everyone's against me.
Pagoda: It's your fault, man.
Royal: I know, but dammit, I want this family to love me. How much money you got?
Pagoda: I don't have.
Royal: What? You're Broke? You gotta be kidding me! How are we gonna pay for this room?
[Pagoda shrugs]
Royal: Alright, I'll think of something.

View Quote I'm sorry for your loss. Your mother was a terribly attractive woman.

View Quote Where's my javelina?

View Quote She's married, you know. And she's your sister.